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home [is where the heart is]

Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy

sorry you guys i have to make every single dead meme until i am caught up.

teacher deku doodles <3

"If you can't accept things you don't understand, then you'll spend your life questioning everything. Then you'll have to live out your life in your own head."

tori, michael, becky, lucas, and charlie in their regular colors just because 🫡

hello, i hope somebody is listening.

- a

Y'all are too concerned with watching Pennywise in IT when you should be finding an IT girl who spends her Penny Wisely

I'm literally on the third page of Loveless by Alice Oseman, and Georgia (mc) says she thinks most people are faking celebrity crushes to fit in. And then she explains how someone once asked her who she had a crush on and she picked out this one boy bc she knew he was hot. Not because she already liked him, but because she knew, conceptually, that he was attractive.

If this book wasn't already titled Loveless I would have figured it out pretty damn quick on my own.

need more frances and aled fanart on my feed asap

Someone convince me to fly to New York for 3 nights in February with my bestie just to see Kit Connor on Broadway 😭 is the $1,000 worth it? I’ve also never been to NY so it would be cool

“I wonder — if nobody is listening to my voice, am I making any sound at all?”

rereading radio silence rn…. and bro will someone come be the frances to my aled???

This is the best thing the tumblr gods have ever allowed me to lay eyes upon

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

"Don't worry, it's still here"

your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////

happy late lesbian day🔥💪💪

⚠️Spoiler alerte about the ~end of Radio Silence⚠️

I hate Carol Last (Aled and Carys mother’s) She makes him suffer until he lets himself dying 😤 and She neglected and burned her own daughter 😠

Fuck I forgot to draw the sad computer ;-;

Fall themed sketch dump!

get radio silence'd NERDS!!! 1!1! (fuckass alien plushie under the cut :3)

here he is. The fellow

Happy (late) birthday to Aled Last!!! This is my yearly Aled fanart contribution

i genuinely think radio silence is the best book i have ever read. the parallels. the foreshadowing. the way carys haunts the narrative. aled and frances are the best example of platonic soulmates i have ever seem. such a beautiful story.

essentially, i am obsessed.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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ofa

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning

alas, i lack both the chutzpah of a woman and a man's pizzazz

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

Satosugu redraw