"you are such a older brother its painful"
Wilbur and Tommy's book, "TommyInnit Says...The Quote Book" will be released on October 13 according to their publisher's website! Description:
A laugh-out-loud Best Of selection of TommyInnit’s most zany and crazy quotes plus much more, curated by Wilbur Soot – a must-have collectible edition for every TommyInnit fan.
‘In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark‘ ‘What if God was just legs?‘ ‘There’s only so many green up arrows you can get before your heart becomes one big red YouTube down arrow’
Ask any teenager and they will have heard of TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot. For the last three years, Tom Simons aka TommyInnit, has been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that’s over 40 million followers. And Wilbur Soot, his surrogate big brother, has been right by his side.
Known and loved for his funny and absurd sayings, Tom has covered a wealth of topics, from Minecraft to America, and from dating to pet-care. And his fans can’t get enough. Now, for the first time, you can read his wisdom, jokes and missteps in TommyInnit Says… The Quote Book: a funny, collectible edition of TommyInnit’s most abstract and absurd sayings and quotes which will appeal to his millions of fans. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, it will be the perfect Christmas gift for Inniters everywhere.
Featuring: *A Day in the Life * Tommy’s Educational Segment * Life Advice from Wilbur * Love Poems * Insights into Tommy and Wilbur’s world … and much more.
somehow over the years, I've found myself on the "everybody's gay here" side of the Stranger Things fandom and I just wanted to say thanks for having me and I'm glad to be here
Will and El are so cute they are the most wholesome sibling wlw and mlm solidarity. Max and Mike are the opposite because they are sibling wlw and mlm hostility. Max literally saw Mike and said "wow, you are so annoying you stupid fruit. I'm going to steal your girlfriend." And Mike saw Max and said "you are an annoying sappho. stop trying to date all my friends." And ever since then it's been nothing but gay on gay violence and I think that's beautiful.
I love how the lumax shippers and the elmax shippers get along so well because they want nothing but the best for Max
Like the Elmax and Lumax shippers are sharing gossip over morning coffee, braiding each others' hair, sharing ship playlists
Then it cuts to the Bylers and the Milevens, and they're in a dark alleyway, rain is pouring, they're shouting at each other. The Milevens throw a punch at the Bylers and it goes downhill.
Meanwhile, the Lumaxes and the Elmaxes are watching "Max Mayfield best moments" compliations on Youtube together and appreciating their favorite ginger badass
thats because max is wonderful and mike is a wet possum we found in a trashcan and decided to make a blorbo out of
s1-2 mike wheeler? My child, absolute baby, if you hurt him I will hnt you down.
s3? Puberty is a bitch, stop snogging, grow eyes, what happened to my baby boy.
s4? WHO ARE YOU
So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:
Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.
Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.
Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.
Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.
Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.
Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.
Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.
Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!
RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡
this is robin’s girlfriend nancy and this is nancy’s boyfriend steve and this is steve’s boyfriend eddie and this is nancy’s other boyfriend jonathan this is jonathan’s boyfriend argyle and this is argyle’s girlfriend eden and this is eden’s sister suzie and this is suzie’s boyfriend dustin and this is dustin’s boyfriend lucas and this is lucas’s girlfriend max and this is max’s girlfriend el and this is el’s boyfriend mike and this is mike’s boyfriend will
Will Byers daydreams about dnd..
Will Byers daydreams about dnd..
I've already seen some artists and writers saying they will stop drawing Technoblade and not write about him now to respect him.
Don't.
This is how you not forget people. We, the community, are Technoblade's legacy. We are here to make sure he is never forgotten and to show our love for him.
Of course you should take a break when it's too much right now. But please don't stop drawing fanart of him. Don't stop writing about C!Technoblade. Don't stop writing sbi stories like passerine. (Unless the other sbi-members say they will uncomfortable about this now)
I am sure Technoblade loved this about us, he liked the fanart you all drew of him, his characters, his friends. I am sure he loved knowing what awesome stories people wrote about the Blood God who never dies.
We are the voices and we are here to make sure this legend will be remembered.
Good game, king. We’ll miss you.
“When god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.”
God better have hesitated. He’d better have.
i dont fucking care if you have mcyt stans in your dni you do Not disrespect technoblade or say anything shitty to anyone upset over his passing
I don’t typically do this, but I have to agree with the others saying this: Do NOT bring up Techno’s death in CCs chats, be it Twitch, YouTube, or anything else. The CCs deserve the ability to grieve in peace. They should not be finding out about it through flipping Twitch chat.
technoblade was an inspiration to so so many. he was proof that you can be funny and kind, passionate and genuine. he made an everlasting impact on not just the mcyt community but the internet as a whole. the loss here is immeasurable and i hope that god does hesitate, just a little.
Rip techno <3 I hope you know we love you and we miss you. There will never be another Technoblade. You will live forever in our hearts and minds
Im going to try and include mostly underrated ones that i don’t often see on lists!
-word count: 77,219
-completion status: 14/18
-rough plot: Tommy goes missing and the rest of his family try to find him without imploding
-personal thoughts: very gripping, great tension and a really well built up mystery. Kinda gives me stranger things vibes with the super natural elements and I love how alive the town feels!
-word count: 136,585
-completion status: 41/41
-rough plot: Phils journey as he fosters two troubled kids
-personal thoughts: the best foster au I’ve ever read point blank. The family dynamics are adorable and surprisingly realistic and it’s just really heartwarming honestly. There’s also a sequel that’s still ongoing!
-word count: 78,377
-completion status: 14/14
-rough plot: emerald duo take on the hunger games
-personal thought: I just really like hunger games aus plus it’s really well written. Not full Sbi but Wilbur and Phil are family and emerald duo are platonic soulmates so who cares :)
-Word count: 63,378
-Completion status: 22/38
-rough plot: current Tommy switches places with past Tommy chaos and angst ensue
-personal thoughts: boy am I a slut for time travel. I really enjoy the contrast between the past sbi and current sbi, it makes the whole fic feel rather melancholy to me but in like a good way
Word count: 51,373
Completion status: 19/?
Plot summary: Wilbur and Tommy run away from Dream and take refuge with Technoblade a retired villain
Personal thoughts: really unique take on the classic sbi superhero au. Techno’s characterisation in this is stellar and little Tommy is really damn sweet
-word count: 60,654
-completion status: 16/16
-rough plot: Wilbur gains a sun, this improves his life in many ways
-personal thoughts: I love me some good family reconciliation 👌👍
-word count: 31,332
-completion status: 8/18
-rough plot: Tommy runs away from Wilbur and Wilbur chases him cross country
-personal thoughts: supreme crime boys and bedrock bros fuel, also Wilbur, Jack and Niki was not a trio I thought I needed but I thoroughly appreciate them
-word count: 85,225
-completion status: 17/?
-plot summary: vigilante tommy interns under Sbi. Way more angst than expected(very much appreciated tho)
-personal thoughts: MY FAVOURITE VIGILANTE AU EVER EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS PERFECT AND I LOVE IT VERY MUCH, also very funny
-word count: 34,898
-completion status: 10/?
-plot summary: Techno and Phil adopt random kids from their trash
-personal thoughts: very sweet and a really interesting take on the sbi dynamics
-word count: 107,059
-completion status: 21/21
-plot summary: Sbis journey through a zombie apocalypse and how they find eachother
-personal thoughts: dope apocalypse fic, cool setting and compelling story line!!
TIS THE SEASON, GAMERS
3 years in a row you love to see it
what does this mean
Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
Ranboo: I've found a foolproof way to tell if someone is evil.
Tommy: Which is?
Ranboo: If they don't like Tubbo, they're evil.
Tommy:
Tommy: That's pretty sound logic, actually.
mangobaII corpsebur REAL
Notice how all 5 of the original members of L’Manberg still havn’t been able to move on? They are are all still obsessed with it and it’s ruining all of their lives.
C!Eret: Despite Eret spending every moment trying to better not only their life but the entire server’s, they still hold so much shame to the fact they betrayed their friends and caused the first ever cannon deaths on the server. Unable to properly move on they hold L’Manberg’s morals close to heart.
C!Fundy: Fundy despises L’Manberg. Practically jealous of it. Jealous for ur being treated more like a person than he ever was. Jealous it’s what Wilbur cared for most, more then his own son. Jealous of the respect it’s name commands. So jealous that it was treated how he was deserved.
C!Tubbo: He feels empty without L’Manberg. His own words is that he feels he has no purpose. There’s no point to his actions. Tubbo was the most loved and respect of L’Manberg’s three presidents (not that that’s a huge achievement when your competition is Wilbur and JSchlatt) and he built that country back up from rubble with such little support. He cared so much about every citizen and making sure L’Manberg continued to stand for what Wilbur originally wanted it to stand for.
C!Tommy: Tommy yearns for the early days when he was still so close to Wilbur and Tubbo, before everything began to feel different. When he could still feel safe. He misses how it felt, how it smelt, how it looked. I seriously doubt Tommy cared for L’Manberg the same way the other members did. He was never there for the ideals, he was there for Wilbur and Tubbo. Honest opinion, if Wilbur hadn’t already gone off the deep end, Tommy would’ve ran away with Tubbo before the festival. I fully believe the only reason he didn’t was a gut feeling that something bad was going to happen to Wilbur. The only reason he hasn’t moved on is because it’s the last place that Wilbur felt like “Wilbur”
C!Wilbur: It’s the last place someone looked at him without fear or hatred or distrust in their eyes. It was the last place everyone saw him as a person. The last place he was looked at with genuine positivity.