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The king and his prince...
Just having a nice little stroll in the dimension that no longer feels scary...
Context: AU info here
oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”
“Uhhhhh. Stick.”
“What.”
“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Yeah, there’s a real chance Dess changed her name from “December”.
From the Ice-E “sighting” page, we can see that even a very young Noelle calls her “Dess”.
But the “news” reporter will still link to https://deltarune.com/december/ to recommend Dess’s sightings, which is now a 404 page:
…while, on the other hand, like you said, the “Dess” page does work.
Noelle and Rudy will unfailingly call Dess “Dess”. They never actually call her “December”.
Even the game itself never actually calls Dess “December” - the word itself is never said aloud, and almost treated like taboo.
Noelle responded to spam emails for “friend finders” to search for “Dess”.
This puzzle will slowly spell out December, but Noelle doesn’t appear to notice.
She’s not looking at the letters; she’s looking at Kris (almost as if for comfort).
Since Noelle called her Dess even at such a young age, when the town news reporter still linked to a page calling her “December” (indicating she was, at some point, generally called that)…
…maybe she wanted to be called “Dess” since she was little, before actually changing it.
I know we always use this scene to say Dess must have disappeared before the Spelling Bee, when Noelle was very young…
…but what if Noelle just didn’t even want to spell the wrong name for her sister?
Noelle never has any trouble saying “Dess”, even for lighthearted moments…
…but she’ll never say the word “December”.
🙃🙃🙃 PAIN
(Based on an Adventure Time quote, during a character’s “death scene” – I haven’t watched Adventure Time in ages though, so I could be missing context. Anyways, I thought this quote suited Future Gohan really well!)
(I made the “other voice” himself. Originally I wanted to make it Goku, but I figured it’s been so long since he’s seen his dad that he’s forgotten how he looks. I also made his “other voice” unscarred and have both arms, because I’m sure when Gohan thinks of himself, he doesn’t think of the battle scarred version of himself).
My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”
Where the fuck can we go from here
Barista wukong learned to draw 72 different animals on MK hot chocolate
It’s a sweet fic, just started but it has potential.
Hot tea
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .