"This Boss Is So Hard To Beat, If Only There Was An Easier Way!"

why so celibate

-the jerker

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

well i fuckin powered through day 3's prompt, hell yeah

i know the most obvious choice would've probably been a dracky, but i had a lot of fun drawing a succubat in a nurse outfit lol

i love making art

If he’s your man why is he confirming my species identification as research grade on iNaturalist

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

i have had ants invade my room and crawl on me so many times that now every time a nerve in my body twitches, i immediately look at the spot expecting to see an ant

i feel like my body is constantly playing a cruel prank on my little paranoid heehoo brain

oh my GOD that outfit is so good!!! I wish I had your talent!!

ALMOST DONE...

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days