I Think That The "i Do Not Control The ____" Memes Are Generally Tame And Do Not Lend Enough Credence

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

why so celibate

-the jerker

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

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Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote

Church of Whale Fall

i'm late to this because my pen died, pissed >:(

i decided to have some fun and merge Dragon Quest XI with the inktober prompts, so here's a grim gryphon dressed as a witch!

I want you to know that among my friends, the time keeper has been affectionately named the Time Milf

Your beautifully drawn shitpost reminded me of this, thank you lol

DQ11 shitposting 2

from now on you MUST follow these three rules (if you want)

• love your self

• love your flaws

• pet your dog

if you don't have a dog you can pet this one just rub your screen

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me