i think reg would be the type of guy to refer to his friends as his girlfriends/wives/harem, but only his guy friends
"yeah, this is my wife, barty"
HAHAHA YES
“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”
trevor is the best character in harry potter. he is just a little toad, who is full of sin
do wizards ever need to buy things from non-wizards in a hurry
imagine going down tescos and dumbledore’s just in the bread aisle
one time i had a dream that my family was at a dinner party with the blacks for some reason and i had to sit next to regulus. in the dream, i didn't know him so i thought he was super boring and quiet but i quickly found out that he was the deadpan chaotic type? like he was constantly muttering absolutely wild stuff under his breath with a completely straight face and whenever that happened i'd look at him like yo tf and he'd just look innocently back at me like he never even said anything. like my guy would just casually refer to large sums of money as "smackarackaroonies" in his ridiculously posh accent with the air of someone discussing the weather and act like it was a completely normal thing to say. i was in tears lmfao
OP YOU MET REGULUS BLACK HOW DOES IT FEEL
i was reading through all the asks of reg surviving the cave and like y'know there's a bunch of fics where he and sirius meet up and they try to get horcruxes safely or whatever but I'm just imagining regulus keeps on doing the most wild stunts and lighting things on fire and going wild and everyone keeps thinking he keeps dying but somehow he's never dead and no one knows what's happening because I saw him die but I also just saw him on the news setting fire to the church of england and i also got a call that the malfoy estate was burned down moony what's happening help
regulus: you should have killed me when you had the chance.