You know, it always makes me feel better when I realize that JK Rowling HAD to kill Regulus off because he was to powerful a character to let live.
JK Rowling after making regulus
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
[Regulus showing up at the battle of Hogwarts]
Voldemort: arent you supposed to be dead?
Regulus: well i am on the inside, if that counts
#naruto #kakashi #funny
Going through my naruto phase 15 years too late is truly embarrassing.
I’ve been working on this little comic for a while and it’s been a real joy! I’ll probably post the rest of this comic tomorrow cuz it has absolutely flopped on every other social media.
Okay but Regulus Black gives me major gen z energy. Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be to anxious to ask a server for ketchup, but then go beat some death eaters ass, then make it home in time for dinner, and be polite as fuck cause he has anxiety.
Regulus jokingly claims he can fist fight a troll to a stand still until a Troll appears on grounds and his house pushes him before it because "Black never jokes. If he claims he can take the troll he be right" and that's How Regulus fist fought a troll and somehow didn't die. He never made jokes after that again.
PATHALOGICAL LIAR REGULUS HEHEHD
Two years ago, I asked people what they would call a group of Boggarts from the Harry Potter series. Two years later, here are all the answers I got!
Original post (responses in notes): lullabyknell.tumblr.com/post/155484191443/
Posted with commentary: lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/181959823589/
An Ambush of Boggarts
A Boggie of Boggarts
A Boggle of Boggarts
A Bother of Boggarts
A Braggart of Boggarts
A Cackle of Boggarts
A Circus of Boggarts
A Comedy of Boggarts
A Creep of Boggarts
A Depression of Boggarts
A Dread of Boggarts
A Farce of Boggarts
A Fear of Boggarts
A Fright of Boggarts
A Gaggle of Boggarts
A Giggle of Boggarts
A Grimace of Boggarts
A Haze of Boggarts
An Insane Clown Posse of Boggarts
A Masquerade of Boggarts
A Mischief of Boggarts
A Nightmare of Boggarts
A Joke of Boggarts
A Rattle of Boggarts
A Redonkulous of Boggarts
A Scare of Boggarts
A Scream of Boggarts
A Screech of Boggarts
A Shudder of Boggarts
A Smog of Boggarts
A Tangle of Boggarts
A Terror of Boggarts
A Trepidation of Boggarts
A Trick of Boggarts
A Wardrobe of Boggarts
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my flatmate convinced me to watch “teen beach movie” and oh boi I don’t regret it this movie has everything
himbos
the existential horror of being fictional
tacky musical numbers
the two genders: surfers and bikers
an entire number about “knowing what girls/boys like”
flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids
Les Camembert
feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? it’s more likely than you think
a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if you’re wearing leather and singing
so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience
the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens
i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.
the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]