Sirius, fuming: NO-ONE PICKS ON MY BROTHER BUT ME!
Sirius: Messing with Reggie is a privilege, not a right.
ron weasley has a tiktok where he reacts to common muggle stuff and people think he’s doing a bit but he genuinely doesn’t know what an extension cord is for
Regulus knows how to use a long sword and when asked why he always answers "Uncle Alphard used to tell me I would be beating back suitors with a stick. But a stick isn't very effective so I learn how to use a blade instead. I am prepared for those harlots"
listen. regulus with dual swords
i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.
the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]
Regulus: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave when I die
Regulus: its both a witty pun, AND a warning
Regulus: because I WILL be back
Narcissa: is anyone else vaguely threatened?
Snape: 'Vaguely'?
i vibe with ikea regulus so much (love that idea so much) but as a barista lemme just say regulus gives me major barista vibes. like he enjoys making drinks but also he wants to beat tf out certain customers. he also definitely complains about the music playing in cafe 24/7 and will hop on aux as soon as his boss leaves. he definitely drinks iced drinks all year round. and while some would say he drinks black iced coffee i would disagree. he definitely drinks iced lavender lattes with oat milk or cold brew with oat milk and vanilla.
regulus starts spelling peoples names wrong on purpose and starts to hate mainstream music with a passion