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The full Percy Jackson soundtrack is out now!

So I’m back about Rachel and Percy being bffs. So Rachel’s dad is famous right? She posts pictures of Percy on her Instagram and people are just like

Person1: Wasn’t that the dude who was a terrorist at like 12??

Person2: This dude also destroyed our school gym

Person3: wtf is he doing with a multi-millionaires daughter

So obviously the internet has crazy conspiracy theories about this like

Person1: Is she joining his cult -

Person2: Maybe she’s becoming an environment terrorist

Person3: Percy Jackson? Environment terrorist pls

But the thing is Percy Jackson is a huge environmentalist because Grover and Rachel right so the internet loses their shit

Person2: I told you environment terrorist-

Person3: My life is a lie

And obviously you have the people concerned for Rachel’s safety cause she’s hanging out with a delinquent and they’re like

Headline: Heir of Dare enterprises being manipulated by terrorist

And obviously Rachel’s pissed about it so you know what she’s going to do? She kisses Percy with no warning during some school assembly and people take photos and everyone’s like they’re dating?? (spoiler alert: they’re not but they pretend they are cause it’s easier)

Person1: Did you see how Rachel kissed Percy? Manipulated my ass

Person2: I’m more concerned with the fact that Percy Jackson, the terrorist is blushing

So this starts conspiracy theories that say that Rachel’s an underground cia agent who’s trying to bring in the terrorist organisation Percy’s head of and Percy is just like

Percy: I hate you

Rachel: You knew what you signed up for

Basically Percy and Rachel being bffs and clowning the world y’all

OBX CHARACTERS: youtube edition!

I think the best part about pjo is that percy thinks he's just some guy while the whole camp is going holy shit that's THE percy jackson like

Camper 1: I heard he beat Ares in a fight

Camper 2: No way

Annabeth (who happened to overhear): It happened when we were 12 btw

So ofc you have these campers who look at Percy like he's a god cause of things he did but then at the same time there's also completely ridiculous things like

Camper 1: Why is his food blue

Camper 2: I heard that it has a secret ingredient that makes him more powerful than the gods

And Percy is just always confused why younger campers take a while to warm up to him and he's just like maybe I'm too mean :(

I love cryptid!percy more than anything. I wanna see someone live streaming another exploration into the marianna’s trench and the camera pans to show percy visibly smoking a joint rolled in seaweed. he gives a ‘sup nod to the camera.

Gift piece for @llisona! I love the idea that Jason didn't get those scars from an autopsy, but rather, somewhere else