was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself
i feel like the paparazzi should have had a bigger role in hoo. i mean since piper was the daughter of one of the most biggest actors in hollywood and percy is one of the america's most wanted, both of them on a suspicious cruise ship with some other mysterious people causing random chaos everywhere should have caused a little bit of hysteria among the media.
for one, i feel like it would add a lot of humour and chaos. imagine every dinner or lunch scene on the argo II starting with a funny update of what the newspaper has to say about their new globetrotting adventure. imagine the paparazzi reminding percy more about his life ("mr. jackson, are you going to explode another monument?!" "bestie what r you talking about?"). imagine every fight scene being interrupted by people asking questions.
but imagine the angst potential too. imagine the paparazzi affecting piper's arc of figuring herself out. and the additional pressure she feels to maintain this relationship with jason. imagine percy and annabeth falling into tartarus because the flashing lights prevented the rest of the seven from getting to them on time. imagine all the mental breakdowns on camera. imagine them worrying that sally and grover would see everything on tv.
Alpha brain: Aphrodite should be played by multiple different actresses to showcase how diverse beauty can be.
Sigma brain: Aphrodite should be played by the wives, daughters and mothers of the camera operators, so it is accurate to their perspective of beauty.
Oh to live in a weird little town with gloomy weather and strange weird sounds in the woods and hushed whispers about strange sightings and an alarming amount of hauntings and a concerning amount of eye motifs and a library with conveniently placed section for everything that's relevant to the mystery and cloaked figures sneaking around and the occasional uncanny person and weird notes and maps and books and stuff being found around the town and oh to live in a weird little town with a mystery
You know how demigods are born in weird ways, right? What if the Hermes kids are actually dropped off by a stork? Like that would be so funny. Some of them don't actually know how a baby is born cause they all think that the stork story is true cause that's how they were born, and everyone in camp just runs with it. Cause they're not as smart as the Athena kids who figured it out on their own, and it's funny.
Hun explain More on your void experience tell me how exactly you asked the universe and what you said
I basically just repeated over and over again in my head for the universe to “take my hand and pull me out of my body” I kept saying it even as my hand was moving up.
It was also this really strange sensation like I could feel myself rising up out of my body in waves, I was sweating buckets and feeling like I’d run a marathon by the end of it.
I would also repeat more general affirmations like “ I am void” or “I am pure consciousness”. This helped more with concentration and gaining confidence.
Hope this is what you were asking for! Feel free to message me again 😊
dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called "looking for half a dead body in the woods" you'll be zonked out of your gourd scott mccall: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i got bitten by a massive wolf last night
stiles stilinski, pacing: derek hale is lying to us.