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Tomura randomly asking Dabi for an "inspirational titty pic" because Dabi flaunts them out for everyone to see anyway. His outfits get sluttier with every season so that Tomura can gaze upon the goodies more often.

Some day, right before the AFO surgery the doctor examines Tomura to make sure he had like an empty stomach and everything because it would be dangerous with something in there. And there he like notices something weird and white and all. And then he like thinks more and suggest to Tomura that his dear significant other should use protection once in a while, especially now. And Tomura is there like :-O

Does he like do geko noises as well? Like that chirping sound some make when they get fed or like feel nice? Does he then just eat his favorite Ramen with extra protein and some geko supplements and chirps while eating it?

Since Spinner has like a reptile quirk and all. Does he shed? And if he does, is it like all reptiles connected to his age? And if it is is it like focused on human age and all or more on like growth. Cause reptiles she'd more when they are younger and grow lots. So would he like just sort of very slowdown shedding at 18, so growth or continue cause it is more age related?

I think he would. He is like a Geco if I remember right.

Geckos Shead 1 time every week and with human age i would say it would slow down when he hit puberty and most males go throw this at 15 to 16 so maybe around there. Making it to where he sheds every 2 to 3 weeks and the older, he becomes the more time is added to him not. sheading.

But I only know a little about lizards. I'm mostly using google for this lol.

Does that mean Spinner has to soak in water then as well? And get peeled or peel himself? Or does he just use like one of those big bath brushes? Or is that too harsh? I think just the thought of that is a little funny.

Since Spinner has like a reptile quirk and all. Does he shed? And if he does, is it like all reptiles connected to his age? And if it is is it like focused on human age and all or more on like growth. Cause reptiles she'd more when they are younger and grow lots. So would he like just sort of very slowdown shedding at 18, so growth or continue cause it is more age related?

I think he would. He is like a Geco if I remember right.

Geckos Shead 1 time every week and with human age i would say it would slow down when he hit puberty and most males go throw this at 15 to 16 so maybe around there. Making it to where he sheds every 2 to 3 weeks and the older, he becomes the more time is added to him not. sheading.

But I only know a little about lizards. I'm mostly using google for this lol.

I did relate this to snakes since they grow like their entire life, but humans don't. They even reverse grow at old age and get smaller. So then if it was with growth at like the age of 60, if he would ever get old, he would shed more again? Cause he gets smaller in human? But I don't think gekos get smaller when they are senior age.

Since Spinner has like a reptile quirk and all. Does he shed? And if he does, is it like all reptiles connected to his age? And if it is is it like focused on human age and all or more on like growth. Cause reptiles she'd more when they are younger and grow lots. So would he like just sort of very slowdown shedding at 18, so growth or continue cause it is more age related?

I think he would. He is like a Geco if I remember right.

Geckos Shead 1 time every week and with human age i would say it would slow down when he hit puberty and most males go throw this at 15 to 16 so maybe around there. Making it to where he sheds every 2 to 3 weeks and the older, he becomes the more time is added to him not. sheading.

But I only know a little about lizards. I'm mostly using google for this lol.

I went through my old shit and found this old comic of mine. I still think it's pretty good

Dabi: Why are girls allowed to call their friends girlfriends but when I try to call my boytoy handsome buffed up, slutty waisted malewife Tomura that I get weird looks?

Toga:....I think you are missing the point.

I think the League would like inform them after a few weeks that they don't have to hide their relationship. They don't judge them and don't mind it. But they still continue doing the warm hand for days, until one time Tomura gently takes his hand and pressed the back of the hand, which is also warm, against his cheek head or neck. And like after that they do get a little more touchy around the League, like hold pinkies or kisses on the back of the hand. But never as intimate as they would be alone

Shigaraki Has a bubble

When Shigaraki and Dabi go out. This could be any time. Like a date or just out to get food for the hideout. If someone bumps into Shigaraki, his reflexes will try and kick in and he will reach out and try to place all five fingers onto the person.

Dabi has to be quick to stop him. The only thing that he can do that calms him down is if they are holding hands. He will lightly pull and rub his fingers over his knuckles. This normally is how they walk. But, when the rest of the LOV is with them Dabi usually walks behind him. So, if this happens, he can use the other method that helps calm down the other man. Is Dabi will place his hand on the back of his neck and lightly head up his palm not hot enough to burn just to help calm his boyfriend and make him relax.

They think this is a way to help hide that they are not together. But, the rest of the LOV defiantly know the two are dating and have to hide their laughter when Shigaraki leans into Dabi's touch and makes a small hum.

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Headcannon: Whenever Tomura and Dabi and Tomura get more romantic, there is the one moment where the universe stops tland they look at each other. The only question in the air is:

Will this be so sugar sweet that they'll cringe the next day and never talk about it ever again, burying the moment in the deepest depths of their memories right next to the parental trauma? And regret losing their badboy images to something so stupid and embarrassing they would love to drown themselves in their own saliva, tears, and shame.

Or will this go absolutely sexually down bad. Where there is no difference between them existing and a pair of rabbits in heat going at it as if they were both half sonics. And do such unspeakable things that Jesus would have thought another minute about sacrificing himself. Where they have to wonder if their bed looks too much like a murder scene and they would both be victims and abusers.

I think my favorite thing about Tumblr is the button snake. Like the pen button can be moved around and the other icons follow. I think it's the most entertaining and serotonin creating thing ever. Whoever created that feature, may you sleep peacefully at night and always wake up well rested.

I believe firmly that Dabi would definitely bitch about doing a job and just annoy Tomura so much about how he forces him to do a job. And complains about doing the job, using every fiber of his burnt body to make sure everyone knows how annoyed he is and how much he doesn't want to do it. And then he executes the job perfectly. And after that goes on with a rant of how good he was and annoying Tomura more with how much of a genius he is for doing something a certain way. And when Tomura asked why he was bitching about it in the beginning he just gives a half assed answer. And all the annoy his dear boss and to be as dramatic as humanly possible.

I think I wanna write a highschool AU with Stalker Touya and Yandere Tenko. Both are madly in love with each other but cannot tell the other.

Touya just stalks his crush and has a secret collection in his closet. Everything devoted to his secret lover. He always makes sure he knows where he is, going as far as putting a tracker in his school bag in secret. And taking pictures of his only one. He collects them and kisses them, making sure to treat them like his dearest treasure. He also keeps everything he can possibly steal from his sweetheart. And he is sickly obsessed with leaving a mark/marks on him to show that he is his and that Tenko would have something on him the entire time, a memory.

And Tenko is a batshit insane yandere. He has a secret poison garden in his own real one. Beside strawberry and mint is a nice and big plant of nightshade. And he has a secret mushroom stack hidden. He collected them in the forest and cultivated them. He makes sure no one thinks badly about his one and only. He makes sure that whoever gives him a dirty eye or acts too friendly with him gets kidnapped and is "convinced" to change their mind. Tenko also has a massive blood, knife and rope kink.

AU where Tomura is a coroner and Dabi a lawyer and they work with some kind of underground gang or mafia/yakuza. Or where they are leading positions in that organization, and those are their "normal person" jobs. Their names for the "normal person" life are their old names, aka. Tenko and Touya.

So, while Dabi/Touya defends his clients, who are his coworkers or like people under him or partners in the field. Tomura/Tenko fakes the material and everything to make it seem like it wasn't their fault. And they talked about cases in their home.

And like when their leave their normal jobs to do villainy full time they get married so they can't testify against one another.

Just thinking about the fact that in a relationship, Tomura and Dabi might think they are both in the more dominant position.

Like Tomura thinks so because Dabi does stuff for him, basic acts of service, like getting him his crutch or helping him sit down by sliding out the chair.

And Dabi thinks he is the more dominant one because Tomura "asks" him to do stuff, basically helping him. That Shigaraki is not "strong"/"capable" enough to do that so his big strong villain has to help him.

The League is eating ice cream like after Tomura was stuffed into that tube for his Nomu upgrade. His nerves and brain are still not entirely okay.

Tomura: *blowing on the ice*

Dabi: What the FUK are you doing?

Tomura: I don't know....my brain...food...

Dabi just straight up laughs at him until he gets a brain freeze from eating his too fast. And he complains about it and is basically just creating his own drama show.

Tomura: There there... *shoulder pats with half hand half machine hand*

Dabi: motherfucking ice cream *offended on a personal level*

Noodle the explorer

My almost 3 year old baby ball python in the garden getting some nice sunlight

This is already a year old and all, but this is my proof that I am not a bot. So please do not smite me. Thank you