Latest Posts by miraculousfalls - Page 2
WTF TREEE TRUNKS DIE FROM HER APPLE NOO
Wtfff whyyhy
I wanna cry broo
So I've started adventure time cause I wanted to watch Fiona and cake so naturally, I start at what was the beginning of the Fiona story. I gotta say love Ice Kind, Finn and Jake but fuck Lmp I hate her. Not just her annoying voice but her attitude personality, like I hope if she is showed more please hope her personality is different.
Does this mean I’m famous now?
🔍cc>__)
Baldur's Gate suddenly has become so slow it can't be played. It happened after a number of crashes during the Cazador fight on my second playthrouh, getting slower and slower until it now can't be played at all. I don't know what's up with it. I've tried just about every fix I can think of. Reinstalling, driver updates, switching renderers, adjusting graphics, deleting saves and redownloading from the cloud saves, multiple restarts of my computer including leaving it off for a long time. I don't know what the issue is. I just want to play videos game :(
Puckicho stop implying you're God... because you're not
I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees
For the first time ever a show made me cry and who's at fault good omens.
In the last episode I was a little upset because it was so slow paced compared to the last season it sort of felt like nothing happened even tho a lot happened and the ending it and it everything came in a beautiful wave, and when the wave was gone and so was the show. But the tears from my eyes emerged, after the wave of info that was given to me and sadness that was the tremendously sad ending.
Now if you will all excuse me (all being probably myself) I'm going to cry cause this has put a very sad mood, especially when I was expecting for it to be a happy ending.
Ha I barely speak two meaning I'm barely better
do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring
Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’ve literally deleted every single social media besides this one I am once again asking tumblr users to be my friends and talk about kingdom hearts and sonic and literally anything else with me
#yesss this so much
I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.
Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode
Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!
They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!
Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.
Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.
And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"
It’s officially Barbie month 💖
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
Don't be like me and yell at someone saying for example:
Mom: coughs
Me: Don't die it's unhealthy for you!
Mom: continues coughing
Me: Stop dying it's unhealthy!
Mom: Stops coughing..what were you saying
Me: forgetting that she's in her room and I'm in the living room so she can't hear me as well.....Nothing mom
Mom:..ok let me watch SVU
Or be like me and tell people or are coughing is unhealthy
Like how much
Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do
Imagine going two nights in a row staying up past midnight past 2am and till 5am to only sleep at 6am and the next day you get only hours asleep and go back to sleeping around one as scheduled wtf ....I switch around too much
If they piss that means the drink water..I mean logically what else is it
do fish get thirsty? real answers only pls
So if we are in a simulation or in a game and someone is playing us Idle animation would be just zoning out
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Frank look I haven't read the book of Good Omens but you have to admit the show is good
Title: Good Omens
Author: Neil Gaiman
Rating: 1/5 stars
I picked this book up at the library because I remembered seeing a few positive reviews, but then I saw a bunch of negative reviews, and the implication that these books are somehow the shibboleth by which one may judge one’s literary taste (or, indeed, that all right-thinking people must like these books) set me against them. (When I was in high school in the early ‘00s, for instance, I was harassed and threatened because my taste in books and music didn’t conform to my peers’ ideas of what people like me are supposed to like. I’m still quite sensitive about it.)
After a bit of procrastination I picked up Good Omens, having heard that it was odd in a good way. As it turned out, it was both good and odd, but it wasn’t the kind of odd that I like.
What is it like? Well, it reminded me a bit of Turtle Diary – that is, it has a great deal of odd detail, all used with an eye towards creating a vivid image. But where Turtle Diary managed this with a deft, artful touch, Good Omens is obsessive. In Turtle Diary you get “Four different forms of religious sign and symbol”: the cross, the Star of David, a crescent moon, and a life raft. In Good Omens you get plant symbols and animal symbols and religious symbolism and religious symbolism based on every ancient and forgotten pantheon there ever was, and the name of every seraph and cherub and angel and demon to ever be mentioned in the Bible, and everything else. You get a whole list of band names that look like gibberish, because if there’s one thing a demon ought to be named after, it’s a band. Needless to say, this casts a long shadow, and every single line, and even every single sentence, is supposed to be not only vivid but also full of meaning and with some sort of cultural reference, even if the reference itself is nonsensical. And often, as in this example, it means that the line will be awfully goofy, no matter what the ostensible subject matter is.
I don’t mind when the vivid detail is organized and aiming toward a particular effect, but there are a lot of minor quirks in the book’s prose, without any discernible pattern. Sometimes it seems to be going for a style of Victorian dialogue, and then it’ll go off on some digression about something that’s supposed to be modern or some-or-other, or it’ll switch to the conventions of head-hopping in modern fiction (the book’s two protagonists, angel and demon, each get “perspective chapters” not just about their own thoughts but their own bodies and feelings), and then it’ll jump back to a dialogue with no word-order changes and different sentence structure from the rest of the book, or to a form of prose that is clearly supposed to be a pastiche of classic literature, and then back to modern head-hopping, to make sure that you keep track of who’s doing what to whom and what they’re saying.
I kept waiting for the effect to reveal itself, and it never did. On the one hand, I can see that Gaiman was trying to do something like Anna Karenina, in which a cast of vivid and realistic characters is put through a sort of symbolic dance in a circus ring of the author’s devising. A lot of people like Anna Karenina, and I think this is because Tolstoy gives his characters a lot of interiority and their relationships a lot of psychological weight. Gaiman also does this in one regard, but … well, what’s the opposite of “psychological weight”? I think it would be “unreliable narrator,” and Gaiman doesn’t quite give that, but a lot of his characters seem unreliable, both in terms of their self-deception and in terms of his self-deception in painting a picture of them and their interactions. Gaiman has some skills as a writer (for instance, creating a sense of humor without playing for laughs), but those skills simply aren’t enough to make him a good writer of the kinds of things that people like about his books.
More vexing, in a sense, than Gaiman’s creative approach is his creative attitude. He seems to have no interest in coming up with original ideas about anything, except in the most superficial sense – as a result, the book feels like a literary junkyard, filled with patches from books and myths and musicals and films and whatever else, unconnected to one another except by the fact that all of them come from the same junkyard.
This might be a lot more acceptable if it didn’t run into the problem that one of the book’s main characters is a woman who runs a bookshop, and this woman – the owner of the world’s single most well-stocked used bookstore, it seems – talks in a weirdly specialized way about books that she read and enjoyed when she was 11, but, on the off-chance that her audience includes someone in her same age bracket, has to talk in the sort of generic awe- and wonder-pilled, “cool literature” style you might expect from the social media of a 13 year old who has never encountered anyone who doesn’t appreciate literature.
There are two things about this that bothered me, one more than the other. The first is obviously an unnatural over-familiarity with these authors and their works, just as would be the case with the 13 year old in the example I gave. The other is the way Gaiman presents a woman as having read in depth and gotten something from a book in her past, even though she only actually mentions a couple of chapters, the plot of the book in question, and a general atmosphere – which is more or less how I would talk about those books, if I had to talk about them at all. Oh, and I mentioned earlier the way Gaiman uses pop culture terms to refer to things from the past and the present. The strange thing is that he doesn’t show any interest in the actual thing – like, it’s hard to imagine that anyone who actually knew anything about them would have said “Oh, you mean she’s reading Colette and Poirot! How very stereotypical and appropriate of a woman!” – which, I can’t stress enough, is how Gaiman mentions these books.
I have no idea why this bothers me as much as it does, or why Gaiman seems to be inviting this kind of questioning in the first place.
Just admire the skull ice and it slowly melting like this ice is awesome and way more satisfying
I was totally one of those kids that touched the screen to help Steve BUT I always got yelled at still helped Steve tho gotta help Steve
I'm very very insanely sad now
I thought you could just type green and it turned into the the color green then found out you have to go and change the color yourself
Hey guys, cool new trick i found
Green
I made this in my Photoshop class and it's supposed to be a surreal college kinda thing
THE ISSUE WITH THIS IS THAT MULTIPLE PEOPLE EVEN MY SCIENCE TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS HIGH OR DID SOME KIND OF DRUGS WHEN MAKING THIS
This is my normal functioning brain without drugs
I don't know what his name is but this is my favorite dino saur
What is your favorite dinosaur?
Triceratops
I'd like to think this is a weird sort of roundabout way the circus came to be
Where's the knife pukicho!? I've yet to see one and I'm yet to be harmed.. I'm calling your bluff you have no knife 🗡️ 🔪
All my posts come with a little knife to kill you with