Okay But What If Sherlock Did Die.

It started so cool and now my day is ruined

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

The avengers as mugs because i’m bored:

Tony:

Bruce:

Steve:

or alternatively:

Clint:

Natasha:

Thor:

Scott:

Loki:

Peter:

Or taking a massive shit

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

Me: *leaving internship for the day* see ya tomorrow bestie

Also me 5 minutes later sending them a text where I explain I am completely burned out and can't come for a while: goodnight bestie but I'm about to tell you something that you might just not like.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

That moment when you realise what you could have done with your life if you didnt have a mental illness.

Whack

I was wrong

Avocados are overrated

Me

I 100% agree with this.

I curse fucking much, when im upset or even when im happy.

But i never ever yell slurs or any racist shit.

i just wanna say that slurs don’t just “slip out” when they aren’t part of your everyday vocabulary. the worst thing ive ever had slip out at an inappropriate time was an “oh fuck” when i messed up in art class, because i don’t use violent slurs that i have no right to say.

just remember that the next time your friend, or some youtuber, yells out a racist slur when he gets beat at a video game. it’s not the kind of thing that comes out by accident when you never use it usually.

How do you throw throwing knives properly?

well, first off you need a good throwing knife. knives are like people: most of them are good for one thing but not for others, like steve with throwing shields and steve with applying basic common sense. or like thor with electrocuting things and eating spicy foods. or clint with shooting arrows and basically any other facet of human life. 

anyway, a good throwing knife will be quite sharp on the point but blunted along the sides–sticks in the target but doesn’t cut your hands. the point and blade should be pretty thick, and the fewer perforations in the blade the better. throwing knives have to withstand a hard impact without breaking, so you want a decent quality knife, and the heavier it is (within limits) the less force you’ll need on your throw. 

you’ll want a good target to learn with, something big and soft enough that you’ll hit it and that your knife will embed so you know where you hit, but not so soft the knives fall out. deadpool may volunteer for this job. do not take him up on it. the commentary is not worth it.

grip the tip of the knife vertically between the pad of your thumb and the side of your index fingers. hold it firmly enough that it won’t slide in your grip but not too hard. 

stand with the foot on the side of your throwing hand pointed at your target, spine straight. start close to the target (another reason not to use deadpool–blood splatters farther than you think) and work your way back as you figure things out. the biggest part is learning to throw with enough force and rotation so the pointy end sticks in your target. it’ll take time, and there’s really no shortcut for just putting in the practice hours. 

if this does not work out for you, i recommend grenades for all your low-accuracy distance combat needs. 

I've seen posts going around on the internet about a so called anti pride parade.

Apparently starting from june 1th people wanna go and post horribe anti lgbt stuff.

If this is true they want to push us down again.

At this time when pride was canceled anyway.

At this time when the world is a huge mess already, they wanna come and make it worse.

If this is true my heart will go out to the lgbtq+ kids that already live with a unnacepting or even abusive family.

I hope you all will be save.

But i also want to say that i wont sit down and just watch it happen.

If they want to start a fight all over again so be it.

We have been fighting for far too long to back down now.

If this is real it means that we now more than ever need to stand up.

Show that we are here and we wont let oureselves get ereased.

We are strong.

We are brave.

We are queens

We are kings.

We are majesties.

We are kids, adults and even older people who are forced to be warriors.

Right now we need to support each other in anyway possible.

Show them that we cannot be stopped.

No matter what happens, no matter how many times they try to stop us, no matter how many times they kick us down.

We will rise.

For we are the lgbtq+ community.

And no one can stop us.