The sillies + Nicepool!
Probably someone already drawn Deadpool like that, but I still wanted to do it
Logan: trauma dumps Wade:
Looks like the Wolverine has nightmares, thank God Wade is there to comfort his babygirl.
After the breeding fic LMAO
Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay
Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy
The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT
Disney: ok we have notes
Ryan: no.
The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*
where the fuck was bro even going. like what was his plan. there's some alternate universe where wade lets him leave or logan declines his offer and he just becomes a local cryptid living under a bridge
Wade: gotta go! People to kill, scores to settle, you know the drill!
Logan: wait-
Wade: *leaves*
Logan: *sighs*
Al: Don't worry. He likes your ass and fancy metal bones. I know. He read me his diary
Logan, extending his claws: he thinks they're fancy?
"I heard people "shipping us
are shipping us" where?"
UGH SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
“So much testosterone…”/ref
Coordinated outfits and everything
aww so cutes
Logan’s tuffs of hair appreciation post ♡
hehhhehhh
missionary so they can keep arguing
(screenshot from Deadpool Vs. Wolverine: Slash 'Em Up Infinity Comic)
X2: X-Men United (2003)
Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
After 21 years, someone finally takes him home.
I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)
either fuck me or FUCK OFF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE MY LIFE AND PERFORM MY RESPONSIBILITIES?? I HAVEN’T KNOWN PEACE SINCE WATCHING THIS MOVIE I NEED TO BLOCK HIM ON ALL PLATFORMS HES ON MY MIND 24/7
hidden feelings
i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)
I think im going insane
i like the log and the pool
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)