Amane: Windows XP Shutdown Noise

baby sherb’s been sitting on roses and snacking all day

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Hi moon how’s quarantine?

Quarantine is surprisingly....well it’s hard to explain. On one hand, I want to be extremely productive because I never know when I’ll have this much free time again. But on the other hand, I want to sleep all day because I’ll never know when I’ll have this much free time again. So it’s a violent circle. ;o;

hEY ITS YA GIRL SAM BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER REQUEST DJDJJDD

so uh uhm im simping (whats new) and hnng im feeling very soft for xiao, beidou, zhongli and diluc hnng (is that too much?? FEEL FREE TO DO LESS CHARACTERS IF ITS TOO MUCH DONT WORRY DJEJE) may i have some uhh blanket fort headcanons?? Pillow forts?? God i just wanna goof around and cuddle em and make em smile aaaaaa 💖💖💖💖

(Also ps hi!! Hope youve been doin good and reminder to drink water!! Remeber that ur also so fricken cool and talented ily mwah have a lovely day 💝💝)

thank you for the request!! i literally love this idea sm <33 sorry these are taking so long to get out, school’s being a real ass.

tumblr stopped working and kept deleting this im in so much pain

Pillow Forts!

Characters included: Xiao, Beidou, Zhongli, Diluc

Warnings: Language, suggestive themes??? not really but like… mention of vaginas. shhh dont ask i swear its not bad

Xiao

“You want to what?”

He had no idea what a pillow fort was

“Build a pillow fort???”

“The fuck is a pillow fort.”

You gasped because OH MY GOD???

Xiao was slightly taken aback when you looked at him with shock and… despair? He felt kinda bad. Should he have known what a pillow fort was? Did you bring it up before? His expression turned to one more sorrowful. He knew he wouldn’t be good at romance, he never should have-

You grabbed his hand and smiled at him, puling him out of his thoughts

“Then let’s go, I’ll teach you!” You dragged him.

“Wait, hold on-!”

The Vigilant Yaksha wouldn’t let himself be dragged by just anyone… Be glad he didn’t rip your arm off 😅

After explaining to him what it was, he was deadpanning at you, holding a fluffy pillow in his unusually soft hands

no seriously what the fuck why were they so soft

“Are you a child?”

“Mentally, yes. Physically?”

You winked at him, “You should know~”

“…So you are.”

You gasped at him in mock offense, “Xiao!”

“What?! I-” Oh, the little shit definitely knew what he did. You could tell he was trying to hide it, but there was a shit-eating grin growing on his handsome face.

He was cut off by the smack of a pillow to his face, and Verr Goldet was greeted with the mighty adeptus chasing a young woman with a pillow

Well, now you two were tired.

You slightly glared at him while holding your arm because the pillow smacked the living shit out of you there, obviously motioning your head towards the piles of pillows and blankets.

As much as he wanted to ignore you, he lov- no, he cared too much for you, so he acknowledged you and, although reluctantly, began to help you set up a pillow fort.

He was surprisingly good at it! I guess you start to catch onto things quickly when you live for so long.

Finishing it did not take long (you’re pretty sure he speedran through that to get it over with) and he dragged you down next to him on the pillows before you could move to the extra decorations, causing you to wiggle around like a little worm in his grasp.

“Xiao, I want to finish decorating-”

“No.” He tightened his hold on you, pulling you closer into his chest, “Don’t you have to work tomorrow anyways?”

You pouted at him, although he couldn’t see it. but, your face was right in his tiddies, so I mean

“It’s late, sleep now. There is always tomorrow to finish.”

You sighed and turned yourself onto your right side while in his grasp and hugged his frame, wrapping your left leg around him, attempting to pull him as close to you as possible.

He stiffened, then relaxed into you, and wrapped his left arm around your back, accepting the embrace.

Burying his face into your hair, he took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Your face was shoved right into his chest, and you breathing was light, but he knew you weren’t asleep yet, because he could feel a grin growing on your face.

“Shhh, don’t say anything-” He tried to stop you.

“I just realized, Xiao…” You whispered to him, a mischievous giggle coming out of your mouth.

“Hm?” He hummed.

“I’m dating a grandpa! An old man! How old are you, gramps?”

He groaned, “Oh my god-”

“Should I send you to the nursing home? Do you need me to- ow!”

“Shut up! Go to sleep!”

Beidou

“A pillow fort, huh? You never fail to amaze me, babe.”

SHE CALLED YOU BABE>>>DJGDH(UDSUGDUhfdUFGFG

“Can you?”

“I’m sure the crew would like a day off.” She grinned at you

Your smile brightened the room

“I love you!”

“Mm, I love you too.” Your arms were wrapped tightly around her

You both stayed in the embrace until she tapped your side, making you squeal and laugh.

“I don’t think the pillow fort is going to build itself, sweets. I mean, unless you have some kind of odd vision I don’t know about-”

You pulled away from her with a shout, “Let’s go! Right now!”

She chased followed you through Liyue Harbor, occasionally getting a greeting such as, “Hey Captain!” or “Glad to see you back safely, Cap’n!”

She tried to greet them back, but your eagerness was leading you to yank her past the citizens before she could say anything except, “Sorry!”

That is, until you stopped in your tracks.

Since you wanted to pull your own weight in the relationship, you decided to continue with your job as a waitress and bring in a little extra money, as well as care for the house while Beidou was gone, as long as you weren’t with her. You would never want her to stop sailing, it was what she loved! And you didn’t want to sail with her as your job, you didn’t think it was fair and you wanted to go through your job all by yourself, even if she promised no special treatment. You also wanted others who felt more at home in the sea to have a chance to go and experience it!

However, work had been… very tough this week, and the house really felt the aftermath of your stress.

We won’t go into detail…

“So you’re just neglected our poor house? Oh, (Y/n), how could you?” Your partner teased.

You had tried to stop her from going into your shared home, saying “we could do this on the boat!” But her curiousness knows no bounds

I suppose that’s why she’s an amazing adventurer!

But back to what’s happening, she walked in, gasped, and looked at you incredulously (of course, she didn’t truly mean it)

“I know, I’m sorry, it’s just… work’s been so, so busy this week due to the Lantern Rite, and I-”

“I’m messing with you, babe. Let’s clean this up, then we can build the pillow fort. That sound good?”

“Yeah, thank you.”

Cleaning took a while. Like… a really long time. No room was left untouched!

This also led to extreme fatigue, causing you to crash on each other

“Hm… maybe we should get to building the fort now?”

Her lazy smile was a sight to behold

“Yes, yes…”

You heaved yourself up and both of you got to work

She was very efficient, actually!

Minus points for laughing at you because you put a pillow in the wrong place and made the whole thing fall down >:(

But eventually, you two ended up sitting together, her in your lap, while you read a journal entry she had written on her last voyage.

It was extremely comfortable, and you loved hearing about her adventures. Her passion for exploration was unending and extremely admirable, and you-

“Really? A ‘pussy plant’?”

“Hey! That’s what it looked like! It was under the water, so it was wet too-”

“Beidou!”

Zhongli

“You… wish for me to build you a fort? Very well, then. I can do so.”

“Yeah, Zhongli, can we do- PILLOW FORT, ZHONGLI-! WAIT!”

He has heard of mortals and their odd ways of passing (already short) time… but pillow forts?

Why would you create something so odd?

Overall, he is just very confused.

He is amazing with architecture, though!

Expect him to get really into it once you both begin

“Ah, this pillow should rest… here…”

“Sweetheart, this is just going to be for us to cuddle in.”

You were glad he was enjoying this!

He had a childlike spark of wonder surrounding his being, and you believed you would never see anything like that again in correlation with the former archon.

You wondered if he ever got to experience such simple things when he was still young…

And so, you asked about it!

“My… childhood? That is quite long ago… It is hard to remember what I did back when I was not yet ruling Liyue, but I do not believe I often indulged in such playful activities. It was a time of war and heartbreak, and I do not look back at those days fondly.”

You gave him a bone-crushing hug, one he returned more… carefully.

He does not wish to hurt you, after all.

The finishing product was a sight to behold!

It was symmetrical and sturdy, and quite well decorated.

“Zhongli… did you cut the pillows?”

“I wanted it to look nice for you, dear.”

Cue you tackling him onto the pillows, yelling a playful “You weirdo!”

This started a tickling war, one that he dominated.

Somehow, the two of you flipped over, to where he was on top of you (”No mercy!”) and then you flipped again (”You said it yourself, ‘No mercy!’”)

The both of you let out boisterous laughter, and you stared into his golden eyes, twinkling with joy.

You settled on his chest as the both of you calmed, listening to his heartbeat.

You always found your moments with Zhongli to be relaxing and endearing, always comfortable with the vision-holder.

As you two drifted into a comfortable rest within the fort you had both made, you hoped that he had been able to feel a bit younger again.

Diluc

“If that is what you wish to do for our date, we can do so…”

“Do you not like the idea?”

“It’s not that, I just have not done something so… for lack of a better word, childish, in quite a while.”

“Well, everyone needs to be a kid again at some point! Let’s go, old man!”

And so the whole of Monstadt saw you drag the most esteemed businessman through the city, and all the way to Dawn Winery.

“So! Where do you wanna star— Diluc?”

He was

so

fucking

excited

THIS MAN WAS TRYING TO HIDE IT BUT HIS CHILDHOOD WAS TAKEN FROM HIM…. HES SO EXCITED TK BUILD A PILLOW FORT

you could practically see his eyes glimmer and shine

now you’re grinning like a mad man.

“how big can we make it?”

“huge”

and you guys made a whole CASTLE

diluc even got the maids to help out

although diluc was excited, he was ass at making the fort

he can sell wine in two minutes flat, but he couldn’t build a house properly in 10 years

that’s okay!! you were there to help

after finishing (with a few errors— the castle fell twice 😭) you two made some tea to relax together in your little castle

you ended up cuddling and talking quietly with one another, you sitting on his lap and leaning back, bringing you hands up to play with his long hair

as you drifted off into sleep, diluc kissed your forehead, muttering a small declaration of love.

he, unfortunately, would have to leave in an hour or two to deal with his duties as “The Darknight Hero”

but for now, he wanted to spend his time with his loved one

once again i apologize for this being forever. school has been so extremely tough and i haven’t had any motivation to write at all. i hope i can get back into it!!

Bro is sleeping in Heavenly peace

USE EARPHONE / HEADPHONE

ig: r5z0r.ds [was darthsoka]

ac: tsookiishima

[More Trouble Than You’re Worth]

It has been a while since I drew something for a fanfic, haha. Anyways, have this art for this cute little story.

Scene from chapter 5 (them having breakfast together). 

Fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39226671 by VoidJelli.

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nene yashiro is such a highschool girlfriend

fight fight fight!

I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it

When you realize you have a crush on your assistant and you have to hide the fact that the heavens are literally opening up around her