Jinshi, freaking out: we can't have sex right now because if we do, that means Maomao has the burden of birth control by herself and will be even more involved in politics 😱😱😱😱
Maomao:..Damn, I sorta wanted to have sex with him.
ok so i watched the trailer to ego.
IT WAS A MISTAKE I LOVED IT TOO MUCH. also me and my friend streamed ego on like 5 devices it was great.
stream ego
my favourite part of the apothecary diaries is jinshi freaking out over maomao's impulsive freaky tendencies (but he's lowkey into that)
jinmao in a nutshell:
walk’ em like dog!!!
pairing: albedo/reader
rating: general
summary: It comes all too suddenly, an impulse he’s forgotten to hold back, rein in, the words spilling out of his lips, quick and unexpected. “Let’s get married.”
notes: this was done on a whim, so forgive any errors! this is a little too indulgent. but shrugs
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pairing: albedo/reader
rating: general
summary: You think it might just be an illusion, a figment of your imagination, and you’re already halfway out of the door until you hear a voice calling your name. Slowly, you turn around, and find a stranger, familiar as though you’ve met him before.
notes: tried to do something different this time, hope its ok! has a mix of a few different au’s: soulmate and modern, sprinkled with a few other elements. in any case, reqs are open for him!
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I GOT TICKETS IM LITERALLY SCREAMING ASKSKFKSKAMGNSKAKGKSKDKBKSKZKBKRKALVKFKSKSKALA
AND THEYRE IN THE FRONT ROW OMG 😭😭😭😭
Dearest Guest,
Our Esteemed Manager would like to formally invite you to our Ghost Hotel’s Septennial Ball this eve. We shall earnestly hope for your attendance.
- Ghost Hotel
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so every tuesday at school we had assemblies and my teacher selected a kid he liked to call “rock boy” to hold the flag.
this was a mistake.
the middle school side is across the street at my school and so he ran across the street holding up the flag, “LONG LIVE AMERICA YOU DARNED BRITISH PEOPLE!!” because we go to a catholic school where swears arent allowed..
no joke, two weeks later, he found out from his brother that his grandpa’s brother was from the uk.
im still crying/laughing thinking about it.
Booping His Nose 『Xiao, Kaeya, Venti』
Wow look, I'm writing headcanons lmao. I might do more if they're wanted :D
⌾ Probably occurred after being with him for a while
⌾ Mans is always on high alert kinda like a guard dog lmao
⌾ Flinched back and glared before going back to whatever he was doing before you touched him
⌾ The type to appear to hate it but after a few times it's done gets immune to it but will never admit it
The small balcony atop Wangshu Inn was yours and Xiao's hangout whenever he wasn't busy with his duties, as he likes to call them. He usually starts his patrol before you show up and finishes after you fall asleep. However, this knowledge never stopped you from trying to wait for him. And yet you'd always wake up in your room after passing out on the upper balcony. Luckily, you didn't have to go that far, as Xiao appeared way earlier than expected.
"You must stop staying out here so late. I refuse to take care of you if you were to come down sick." That was an obvious lie. The only other person he fully trusted was Verr, and she was too busy to take care of you if you were to get sick. "Here," he muttered, holding out a bowl of Cream Stew as he settled down next to you with a plate of Almond Tofu. You informed him of your day, Xiao stopping you from time to time to eat before it gets cold.
The flinch he made caused you to flinch as well, the shock from his sudden jerk making your eyes widen. Your hand was still in the air, your hand sitting there limply from your wrist. His glared moved from it to your face, "Why'd you do that?" The smile you sent Xiao made him scoff but go back to looking at the sky. "Well? Aren't you going to continue your story about the ruin hunter?"
⌾ He's so MEAN ok
⌾ It's all laughs and smiles until he pinches your nose in retaliation
⌾ And won't let go until he either has to do something or feels as though you've had enough
⌾ So essentially a long time lmao
⌾ Then he'd just??? Pretend he didn't crush your nose???? Sir own up please
Angel's Share was less busy when Kaeya was off duty and hanging out with you. Of course, there were the ones who barely ever left, like Nimrod for example. Speaking of him, he was currently drunkenly chatting up a storm with Kaeya, you trying to keep up with the conversation but giving up and distracting yourself by swirling your drink.
Once it was clear that Nimrod was too drunk to even remember his thoughts Kaeya turned to you once again. Seeing a small chance, you lifted a finger that's coating in condensation from your glass. Looking him straight in the eyes, you pressed it against his nose. An amused smile formed quickly, "Oh? Is that what we're doing now? Alright."
Your nose was then pressed against Kaeya's index finger by his thumb, him squeezing occasionally while taking a sip of his beverage. It didn't help that his fingers were cold due to his vision. He reveled in your whines, grumbles, and pleads for him to let go, not even after your nose became red. "Now, now, calm down. I didn't do anything harmful to you."
⌾ The one to enjoy it the most, I'd say
⌾ Attention from his s/o? Sign him up!
⌾ Would definitely do it back to you no hesitation
⌾ And do it multiple times after that during the day
The time you did it was when you met with Venti in the morning at Windrise. He liked to play the lyre to you and you only under the tree as Crystalflies flutter around you. He was just so cute in his element. Plus, the big grin and crinkled eyes he bared after feeling the pressure on his nose was a sight to behold.
The first time he did it to you was right before he was about to play for the people of Mondstadt in front of his statue. You had a commission to do, so he decided to busy himself while you were away. He did it swiftly so he didn't hold you any longer, placing a kiss right where he touched, shooing you away with a heartfelt "Be safe, my lovely!"
In the evening, Diluc was unnerved at the quiet, soft bard who wasn't nagging for dandelion wine every two minutes. One glance to the right of Venti answered all of the questions the noble had. There you were, left hand clasped in Venti's right, your face being home for Venti's loving gaze. If Diluc blinked, he would've missed the fast passing of nose boops you each gave each other before going back to your respective drinks. "You're too cute, my lovely."
fight fight fight!