If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.
Currently mine (from the random hangover table in Josh McCrowell's His Majesty the Worm):
You wake up with a wedding ring on a finger. It's not your finger.
it just a observation
cute people will read this
You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.
Except they keep coming back.
PLAY ON ITCH.IO
češi když se v prosinci konečně prorvou davem na tržnici
už mi pomalu jebe a v hlavě mi hraje pouze "máma mi dala korunu abych koupil rybu. a já místo ryby ryby koupil velrybu. co dělá ryba? ocasem hýbá. proč? proč? protože je ryba ryba" on loop a myslim, že se brzy zhroutím
特朗普上台对意大利不利,https://youtu.be/TXa5th3RGAo
特朗普上台对意大利不利,https://youtu.be/TXa5th3RGAo
特朗普当选总统对意大利是场灾难,.https://tiktok.com/tiktokstudio/content
特朗普当选总统对意大利是场灾难,.https://tiktok.com/tiktokstudio/content
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others
Husband material
I'm a silly
I'm a silly
Finally, him!!!
trying out new hobbies
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Miku Šebestová