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so pride month began with history’s greatest hero - wonder woman - basically saying she’s bi

Just watched Wonder Woman, and all I can imagine is this conversation happening (mini spoiler alert!)

“Hey who’s that actor guy named Chris?”

“Which one?”

“That white guy.”

“Which one???”

“The one that acted in that superhero movie.”

“WHICH ONE?”

“The one called Steve.”

“…”

“You know, the one who was a soldier in the World War, rode a motorcycle and sacrificed himself while flying a plane?”

“I NEED YOU TO BE SPECIFIC HERE.”

During Their Solo Movies

Superman: I don't know, if I kill Zod I'm no better than he is. There has to be another solution.

Wonder Woman: lol time to kill Ares.

Wonder Woman wearing an evening gown over her suit of armor while arriving uninvited to a fancy dinner party with an entire sword strapped to her back ready to kill a man is by far the Biggest Mood of 2017

summary of the wonder woman movie

some guy: diana, you can't do that

diana: i'm doing it. i already did it. it's done.

Dating Natasha Romanoff Would Include:

A/N- My apologies for my posting schedule being so inconsistent as of late. Knock on wood, I should be able to post more often soon. Let me know what you that think! :) - You two met as SHIELD agents. - You are very bubbly and vivacious whereas she's as cool as a cucumber and debonair. - Natasha seemed standoffish even for her at first but you eventually won her over with your crooked smiles and upbeat mood. - You and Nat ended up frequently being assigned together since you two get along so well. - You start dating shortly after Natasha confesses her feelings after you had a near death experience. - You transfer into the Avengers after the pseudo-collapse of SHIELD. - The other Avengers adore you by the way. - She flirts soooo much and never blushes. - She does smile at your attempts to flirt with her though. - You however turn into a blushing, stuttering mess with her. - She finds it adorable though. - She isn't huge on PDA but always is somewhat close to you. - In private, however, it's a completely different story. - If she thinks that it will go unnoticed by the others, she'll give you a quick peck on the cheek or give your hand a squeeze. - The others (particularly Clint and Bucky) usually notice and think it's incredibly cute. - When Tony commented on it one time Natasha may or may not have beat him to a pulp. - Needless to say, no one mentioned the romantic gestures again. - You're both super protective of each other. - If one of you can't go on a mission and the other is going, the one staying at home dressed the rest of the team down on the importance of protecting her and how their skin will be flayed if they come back without her. - You're pretty fantastic at fighting, but Nat insists on training you and definitely doesn't go easy on you. - She tells you about the Red Room and you desperately want revenge now. - You're there for her when she has nightmares. - You both really love each other and you both (she in particular though) are scared of losing each other. - It took Natasha awhile to say 'I love you' but she says it fairly often now; mostly out of fear that you'll be taken from her soon. - She gives great hugs. - Seriously, you can almost feel the passion she has for you. - You two have really bizarre nicknames for each other because why not. - You learn Russian so you can understand the words she mumbles under her breath. - You one day try to impress her with your knowledge of the Russian language. She actually bursts out laughing at you but she greatly appreciates it and it earned you a grateful forehead kiss. - Natasha doesn't get too jealous of other people try to hit on you. She just sort of walks up, kisses your cheek, and puts her arm around you. - If that doesn't get the guy to walk away, she'll just flat out tell them that you're taken. - You tend to turtle in when someone else flirts with her. She always notices though and goes to comfort you and remind you that she loves you. - You two are just a really perfect fit and -though there have been a few rocky patches- your relationship is really solid, stable, and just generally good. WARNING- I do not own Marvel or any of its associated properties. I own nothing. Marvel owns the Avengers, SHIELD, and all associated characters. You are owned by you! Please don't sue me.

Me during any action film/scene

Me: *sees protagonist doing parkour, kicking ass, etc.*

Me: I want to do stuff like that! :D

Rational!Me: Dude, you can barely walk using a walker.

Me: But!

Rational!Me: No... Your physical therapist will kill you.

Wonder Woman

Guys, you have to go see the new Wonder Woman film! It was absolutely spectacular. I'm a Marvel girl through and through but this was Marvel level quality. There are a few plot holes but it is largely a good film. Like worth the price of a movie ticket plus expensive popcorn and drink level good AKA 'we've got to see this again' level good. Also, can I be Gal Gadot when I grow up? She really rocked the role and made it her own. It's a little different from Linda Carter's take, but just as good. Also, the fight scenes were SOOOOOOOOO cool. You must see it. I want more.

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE SAM WINCHESTER AND BELIEVE HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER

Agh!

I'll try to post something tomorrow. Sorry my schedule has been all out of wack! My health has been crazy this year and I have had sooo many doctor's appointments. Please keep me in your prayers because I'm starting to get *really* frustrated.

Wonder Woman Needs Our Help

I don’t normally make posts like this, but I feel like this is something I need to do because it’s bigger than myself. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Wonder Woman film comes out June 2nd… And if you didn’t know that, there’s a reason for it. Warner Brothers aren’t spending money on promoting the Wonder Woman film. No tv promotions, billboards, nothing. A film about a strong, powerful, amazing woman superhero directed by Patty Jenkins who happens to be the first woman to direct a superhero film with a female protagonist and one of only a handful (a literal handful… you can count on one hand) to direct a superhero film at all. They are setting it up to fail so they can say “I told you so” and not only continue the blatant sexism in the film industry but blame it on Patty if the movie fails, setting female directors up (whom are already told they won’t get hired) so they can have an excuse to say “Oh well, we tried hiring a woman to direct a film and it didn’t work. Lets not do that again.” This film is bigger than just being a superhero movie… It has the ability to bust open the glass ceiling of Hollywood to tell them that yes, superhero movies about women do well and yes, women can not only direct blockbusters but they can do it well. Because I can guarantee you, Patty does it well. PLEASE spread this around and let Warner Brothers know we aren’t going to stand for this bullshit. GO SEE WONDER WOMAN JUNE 2nd!!!

Being BFFs with Crowley Would Include:

Warning: There's a curse in here. It isn't a terrible one though. No worse than what you would hear on the show. - You met him when you were a Hunter and he was still a crossroads demon. - You were going to kill him, but instead you got on really well and just started ranting about everything together. - Next thing you know, you're eating lunch in Hell with him. - Supporting each other, but not always agreeing with each other. - You'd be his advisor. - You'd have your own smaller throne next to his throne in Hell and you'd both quip to each other on every subject that was brought up. - You aren't necessarily a demon or evil. You probably could be considered morally ambiguous though. - This morality of yours makes Hell a slightly less, well, Hellish place. - At first, this led to criticism of Crowley's reign but he quickly shut it down by torturing and then killing all who spoke ill of you and your effect on him. - People, angels, monsters, and demons are so terrified of you. - Partly because you're a badass on your own who can kill them, but also because of Crowley keeping tabs on you. - They won't even touch you because they know you two would come for them. - You convince Crowley to cooperate with the Winchesters more by explaining how it is in his and Hell's interests. - Juliet and his other Hellhounds love you. - He gave you two little Hellhound puppies that you can actually see. - You recognize Crowley deserves to be loved and you do love him. - And you give him so many hugs. This secretly really makes him happy. Although he acts like he's bored for the most part during them. - If you date anyone, you can bet that they have been thoroughly vetted and will never hurt you. - You and Crowley both enjoy drinks with tiny umbrellas and pitchforks in them together. - You enjoy making puns with him about Hell. - He teaches you different languages. Some are dead but that just makes them mean that much more to you. - You're next in line for the throne. - He frequently becomes really upset and you always can calm him down. - Taking pictures of you two acting overly enthusiastic together in ridiculous outfits in different locations. You have so many of those pictures. - Whenever someone pops up to attempt to uproot his position, he makes sure that you're well-guarded as well. - You two are excellent problem-solvers together. - The Winchesters are simultaneously grateful for your friendship and enraged by your friendship. WARNING- I do not own Supernatural. None of the characters mentioned are mine and you are owned by you. Please don't sue me.

Either Crowley is alive or the Spn writers are more shit than I thought:

Crowley isn’t dead and here’s why.

FIRSTLY - LET ME TACKLE THE SPELL:

“But the spell needed a life”

~1.~ IF this is true, and that’s a big if (I’ll get to that “if” later) WHY WOULD CROWLEY SACRIFICE HIMSELF. Crowley is WAY smarter than that and would find ANY way to complete his plan without it involving his own demise.

Eg: He values demons as pawns and he uses them as such. This scenario would have been no different. Crowley would have gotten any demon and used them for the spell. And don’t try to tell me “Crowley is weaker tho cos he’s cut off from the throne and isn’t really king anymore” because before he was king (and was just a regular demon) he killed an entire nest of demons (5.20 I think) just to spread a rumor. I’m sure capturing any low rank demon would have been easy for him. OR EVEN EASIER, CAPTURING A HUMAN -but anyway, I doubt the Winchesters would have allowed that so he would have just gotten a demon and sacrificed it.

~2.~ Secondly, do you seriously think Crowley would sacrifice himself FOR THE WINCHESTERS OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? LITERALLY OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? THEM??? The same two have repeatedly tried to kill him? No matter how much he’s helped? The same who threatened to kill him in the same fucking episode and stabbed him in the fucking hand? Although there has been this whole weird storyline written for Crowley lowkey having a fondness for them (1 which was only really written in an attempt to get more of the mainstream fandom to like him) (2 which is totally out of character but moving on), he’d never fucking sacrifice himself for them ever, even if it did mean taking out Lucifer. If it’s not a world he’s living in, why would Crowley bother? That’s not his character. Which therefore makes it implausible for him to sacrifice himself for the Winchesters or “the greater good”.

~3.~ Now for the IF part.

“There needed to be a life taken for the spell.” You think Crowley couldn’t just lie about that? He’s lied before and lying isn’t exactly the hardest thing.

“Why would he lie tho wyd?” Crowley said he didn’t want to be king anymore. He was not only sick of people coming for his throne, but just demons in general and the Winchesters trying to kill him/get him killed. He was sick of dealing with all their problems and just getting shit in return. He was sick of it all and didn’t want to deal with anymore trouble. For me of course, to completely wipe yourself off the radar (as has been done by many other characters in different shows), you fake your death. And he fakes death in front of the ones that bother him the most - Lucifer, Castiel and the Winchesters. If they think he’s dead, they won’t come for him and they’ll finally leave him in peace. And it seems logical to me and him because it worked THE PREVIOUS TIME HE FAKED HIS DEATH.

“But Crowley glowed and everything!  You know, Crowley faked his death once, I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to do it again. I mean… he already did this: 

- a lil glow is child’s play in comparison.

“He stabbed himself with an angel blade!” You know you can make replicas right? Fake knives? Yeah I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to make a fake angel blade nor would it be that much trouble to stab yourself when you’re technically already dead (in the human sense).

More proof: Is Crowley dead? Nah. When Mary and Lucifer went back, I didn’t see his body anywhere… SooOOOOOOooo.

“But now he’s in an alternate dimension!” BUT he’s alive. Which is more than what I can say for Castiel. The portal opened to the alternate universe, it can be opened again. And, Bobby’s there, so I’m sure Crowley will have that company back that he’s always missed ;)

BUT IF Crowley is really dead, once and for all, then this is just showing HOW FUCKING SHIT the writers are. Because not only is it EXTREMELY OUT OF CHARACTER, but it makes zero fuckin sense.

Long. Live. The. King.

Reblog This if Crowley's "Bye Boys" Killed You

REBLOG IF THE SPN SEASON 12 FINALE MESSED YOU UP

So guys my dashboard is getting dull and i need some blogs to follow

Reblog if you post:

¤ quakerider ¤ staticquake ¤ rebelcaptain ¤ clintasha ¤ hannigram ¤ wincest BUT you are NOT anti destiel ¤ michean ¤ calthazar ¤ any supernatural hetero pairings ¤ whouffaldi ¤ doctoriver ¤ johnlock BUT you are NOT anti mary ¤ sheriarty ¤ bodhi rook ¤ tony stark ¤ clint barton ¤ castiel ¤ crowley (and/or rowena) ¤ archangels ¤ spn angels ¤ j2m ¤ r2m ¤ riz ahmed ¤ sebastian stan ¤ mads mikkelsen

¤ anything mcu related ¤ anything rogue one related ¤ anything superwholock related ¤ anything hannibal related

¤ daily suffering of architecture student ¤ life shennanigans

Please respect Mark Sheppard at conventions

To everyone attending Phoenix con, if you get the chance to ask Mark a question during one of his panels please DO NOT ASK HIM why he left the show or why Crowley was killed off. We don’t know the circumstances behind Mark’s departure from Supernatural and it may be a sensitive subject for him, so please refrain from asking him about it at conventions. Please just thank him for doing an outstanding job playing Crowley for so many years and then move on and ask him about something else. I know everyone wants to know why Mark left the show, but we should be trying to make Mark’s remaining creation conventions as much fun as possible for him, so please try not to ask personal questions about him leaving the show.

Hi guys!

Sorry for the stall in releasing content. I’m feeling somewhat uninspired and incredibly stressed, isolated, and generally crappy (plus *SPOILER* I’m still freaking out over Mark Sheppard leaving Supernatural). Also, life is super busy at the moment due to doctor’s appointments, PT, school, and family events. I’ll post ASAP but it’ll probably be Sunday before I post again. If you all have any suggestions please do send them my way.

On another note, can we try to start a bring back Crowley thing? He’s probably my favorite character and I really don’t want him to be gone for good. Thanks!

It’s not the end of the world, it just feels like it. 

Get ready, Torchwood returns to @bbcamerica, all day June 2nd and 3rd.

Incredibly sad and angry about what just happened in Manchester last night. 

I can’t even begin to imagine the fear, devastation and heartache that many parents and families are going through right now. 

It’s lifting to see the Manchester community coming together but I wish it didn’t have to be from a tragedy like this. I pray for the patience and strength for everyone affected.

ZACK SNYDER STEPS DOWN FROM ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ FOLLOWING FAMILY TRAGEDY!

Zack Snyder has announced that he will step down as director of the ‘Justice League’ movie to be with his family after his 20 year old daughter committed suicide. Joss Whedon has already been announced to step in and finish the movie in Zack’s absence. Snyder had already finished filming and a lot of post production work so the final product will still very much be a Zack Snyder movie. Our thoughts are with his family. 

A Rocky Start (Napoleon Solo x Reader)

A/N- This is my first drabble of sorts. Yay! I didn't edit this so I apologize for any mistakes. Please give me some feedback so that I may improve. Thanks a ton! Warnings- There's one curse and it's a minor one. And there is some violence so if that isn't your cup of tea, I'd pass this one up. Word count- 416. The air feels murky and leaden as you race down the dimly lit corridor towards the exit, your backpack swinging in the slight breeze created by your speed. Your mission had been a success but you currently have a few enemies in pursuit. Your team, U.N.C.L.E, had been tasked with retrieving a stolen nuclear warhead and some documents that contained sensitive information about Waverly. More enemies swarm in front of you but you shoot most of them and manage to scrape by the rest. You burst through the door and continue sprinting, now towards the getaway car. The enemies hang back but you aren't concerned. You just need to get out of here at this point. "Get down, Y/N!" Napoleon yells as he climbs out of the car and tackles you to the ground. A loud bang followed by a steady ringing sound floods your ears, overwhelming your senses. You continue laying on the damp pavement in shock. Now you also notice the strange perfume of burning flesh. Still deafened by the small bomb that had detonated, You manage to push Napoleon off of you only to notice that he has accumulated some pretty terrible burns, cuts, and scrapes. You're reasonably certain that there are a few other injuries you can't detect. You hear some indistinct, muffled yelling from Illya as he races out and helps Napoleon into the car, cursing in Russian. You limp into the car after, backpack mostly undamaged and in tow. Illya slams the car into gear and it rockets off to the nearest hospital. *Time skip* You had been pacing in the waiting room for four hours now after having your wounds treated yourself and Illya had gone to fetch some coffee. Although you know Napoleon would be alright, you are still worried. The hospital staff finally tells you that you can enter his room. You quickly walk in and see him mostly patched up with a few limbs splinted. "Well, Y/N, I believe a thank you is in order," Napoleon stated with a smirk. "What the Hell were you thinking?!You could have gotten yourself killed!" you exploded. " I was thinking that you hadn't noticed the device and that you needed help," Napoleon asserted evenly, "You're welcome." You sighed, "I don't know whether I should shoot you for endangering yourself or kiss you for saving me." Napoleon smiles at your comment and suggests, "How about you do the second one and let me take you out for dinner?" WARNING- I do not own "The Man from U.N.C.L.E" and you own yourself. Please do not sue me as I am poor. :)

FYI-

I’m super sorry if the quality of my Would Includes are down and that I haven’t posted any actual proper stories yet. My health has been pretty terrible as of late and I’m starting to become really stressed due to it. This week was filled with doctors’ appointments and physical therapy so I’m rather tired. The next few weeks will have quite a few appointments as well. :( I hope you all understand. I will try to post a Would Include tonight or tomorrow of some variety but I don’t know who I’ll do yet. Please send in a few requests! I could use some inspiration.

“the man from u.n.c.l.e. sequel is in development”

Dating Loki would include:

-Meeting during his attempted conquest of Earth. - You could tell he had been through lots and this wasn't necessarily what he really wanted. - You both sort of had a crush on each other, but your job was to beat him; so you did. - You two start dating after the events of "Thor: The Dark World" when he reveals himself to you. - You teach him about human behaviors and traditions. - He finds a great deal of them strange, but participates nonetheless. - Loki says he dislikes films but he secretly enjoys them. - You and him often read each other books. - He will fight anyone who says something rude about you. - You literally have to drag him away from the person. - You two prank everyone and the pranks are really incredible and creative. - You help him realize that he is loved and that there isn't a need for him to prove himself. - He's such a romantic. - Flowers are brought to you no matter the occasion. - He takes you up to Asgard fairly often and you both raid the library. - You two love to be with each other in silence. - He sometimes slips up and says or does something cruel. - You then lecture him on the importance of morality, love, and patience. - This usually gets him to straighten up. Although he might sulk for a bit. - You really do make him a much better person. - He is an incredibly passionate kisser. - He calls you "my queen". - You both rant about things you're passionate about. - You two cuddle a lot. - Loki and you get into a lot of fights but they ALWAYS eventually get resolved. - Everyone being low-key terrified of you. - The Avengers being wary of Loki but they still accept your relationship because you have made him better. - He receives so many death threats from them over you though. - You two help each other with your nightmares. - You both are super supportive of each other. DISCLAIMER- I do not own anything mentioned in this post. It is all owned by Marvel and you are owned by you. Please do not sue me.

Dating Steve Rogers would include:

- Meeting because you two were set up by Natasha. - You and Steve click instantly. - You help Steve get used to the 21st century by suggesting books, films, television shows, and music. - You also help him grasp how to use modern technology such as mobile phones, tablets, laptops, etc. - In turn, he shows you some of his favorite books, films, television shows, and music from his era. - Him being afraid of losing you. - Him making sure you know how to fight. - He's unsurprised to find you already know how to defend yourself. - Him being chivalrous but not misogynistic. - He loves to hold your hand. - Steve also loves to kiss your hand, cheek, forehead, and of course; lips. - In terms of PDA- He is comfortable with keeping his arm around you, holding your hand, kissing your forehead, kissing your hand, and kissing your cheek. - He does get jealous if others try to flirt with you. He trusts you; it just really pisses him off. - When he does get jealous, he probably seemingly pops out of nowhere and will wrap his arms around you and kiss your cheek with a mite more force than the gentle kisses you are used to. - You become friends with the rest of the Avengers. - They ship you two so hard. - You both are amazing at cooking and baking. - If one of you gets up in the morning before the other, there will be a nice breakfast made for the other. - You periodically make him an apple cake because he loves apple cake. - You two are relationship goals for everyone. - You and him pretty much never fight but the fights you do have are quickly resolved with both sides apologizing and agreeing to disagree. - You and him go dancing together frequently. - Good night kisses after each date. - You two are definitely going to end up getting married. - Helping him deal with any nightmares that he may have. - Helping him realize that he still can settle down and have a family. - You two being supportive of each other no matter what. - He is always super protective. - When you get sick though, he acts like a helicopter mom. - You find it cute though so it's okay. - You and Steve cuddle so much. - Old fashioned yet adorable nicknames. - Random and frequent "I love you"s. DISCLAIMER- I do not own Marvel. None of the characters mentioned in this are mine and you are you. Please do not sue me.

Being BFFs with Peter Quill would include:

- Helping with any and all missions. - Being very close with the rest of the team. - You are often put in charge of watching Groot while he is still young. - Sharing the same taste in music. - You two are definitely both dancers. - Seriously. There's dancing everywhere. - You two sing a lot too. - You and Peter probably get along a bit *too* well and it really irritates the rest of the team. - You don't really tease each other that often. - Unless one of you has a crush. In which case there is a whole lot of teasing. - You both, however, team up to tease the others. - You two are completely honest with each other and won't hesitate to tell the other when they are making a mistake. - You both give each other pretty solid advice. - You purposefully create situations that require Gamora to be alone with Peter. - "Oh! Hi, Gamora! Rocket, Drax, and Groot.... May you guys please come help me with my pistols? They have all jammed and I could use some help figuring out what's wrong." - "Y/N, wait no. Come ba- you know what? Fine." - He finishes your sentences and vice versa. - You two have each other's backs no matter what. - You two actually were outlaws together before the team formed. - Peter and you occasionally have a small argument but you two are quick to move on because you both recognize that the connection between you two is more important than anything else. DISCLAIMER- I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this post and you are owned by you. Please do not sue me. A/N- Please shoot me a request or something. I could really do with some inspiration. :) Thanks very much!