Why Is This So True?

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Whalefall💫🩸

I saw this post and haven't known peace since

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

You know when a boy has that really low grunting and then when he’s feeling good he gets all high pitched? I love that. Make him whine.

i love being the exception in all my self ships.

he would hate being called daddy okay but when i say it he gets hard and tells me to say it again

that character wouldn’t get married he started looking at engagement rings after the third date with me

he wouldn’t like bubbly, sweet girls he sees me and his entire world lights up and he can’t bear to be apart from my warmth and my laughter

that character would prefer a different body type over yours he saw me naked once and now can’t ever get me out of his head, and can’t wait to have his hands on me again

that character wouldn’t want kids yeah well with me he wants to give me a baseball team

(that’s the beauty and fun self shipping, you personalize it to make it comforting and fun for you)

He's so fucking pathetic I'm infatuated

A Choso who's on top and is babbling nonesense about "being a good boy" and "am I making you feel good? Please tell me I am" into your neck while whimpering desperately.

Tasty.

precious baby boy bokuto, who cums so easily but has stamina for days, a lethal combination that means he’ll be filling you to the brim with his cum every time you fuck. he whines as he eases into you, obscenities already spilling from his lips before he even bottoms out. just a few pumps in and he’s already tossing his head back and squeezing his eyes shut as he shoots his first load deep inside your pussy. he doesn't stop though, doesn't even slow down. he just keeps going and going and going, rutting into you over and over again until you’re twitchy and overstimulated, mind hazy and eyes glazed over. there are fluids everywhere, tears staining your cheeks, spit and drool on your lips and his fingers, his cum spilling out of your cunt and soaking the sheets beneath you. you’re almost relieved when he finally pulls out, only for his mouth to replace his cock as he buries his tongue inside you, insisting you let him clean up the mess he made.

hearing a guy moan? top tier, undefeated, the absolute best