“stop Talking About Vampires Eating Period Blood” What Next. You’re Going To Ask Fish Not To Swim?

I’m going to find a way to travel the multiverses— I want katsuki that bad— no you can’t have him he’s mine I’m going to the universe where he’s MINE. And I’m going to kiss the fuck out of him and I’m gonna smooch his cheeks and squish him and hug him and and and and

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

Touch starved catboy who can't go 10 minutes without rubbing up against you 🐱❤️

Never related to anything more.

"I reported her because she was posting NSFW without mature labels which is against TOS!!!" you'd narc on someone for having their tits out at a gay bar because it's illegal you simply are not trustworthy

having a heated make out session with bakugou when he’s wearing his glasses and having to straighten them on his face after is just too good i fear. bonus points if you have to wipe your lipstick off his mouth with your thumb as he looks at you with half-lidded, lovesick eyes and a stupid lazy grin.

wanna comfort him with my body. want him to suck on my boobs and hold my hands and get inside me and feel so nice and cozy and happy

A Choso who's on top and is babbling nonesense about "being a good boy" and "am I making you feel good? Please tell me I am" into your neck while whimpering desperately.

Tasty.