A Belly Can Be A "slut Waist" Too. If You're Not A Fearful Little Freak

shy men 🤝 "you're not getting anything until you look me in the eyes and beg for it"lady

Just hold him down by the throat and jerk him off, it'll fix him I promise

That hit too close to home

Who wants to come over and have a crush on me

I LOVE THIS MAN

»𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 || Stanford Pines ||

Request:

Ford never considered himself lucky, Highschool was miserable though he owed a lot to Stan to help him get through it and he knew he still needed to keep apologizing to his brother knowing he was partially responsible for the fall out.

And then he met you, his soulmate, the love of his life lying here in his arms.

It was a quiet day, Summer was slowly fading into Fall. The days were getting colder and you seemed to be enjoying being in his ams more as you let your head rest on his chest.

With a smile on his lips the let your finger weave through his hand. While your hand was smaller than his own it still was a perfect fit in your eyes despite the extra finger.

Though to you, to you that was just a bonus because he would always wrap the extra digit around your palm.

"Enjoying yourself?"

Peering up at him, a smile graced formed on your face as you brought his hand your lips as you gave the palm a kiss. "I am."

Sighing, Ford sunk into the couch more as tugged you closer to his chest. "Good."

people bullying other people on tumblr is crazy like babe you’re a fucking loser too why else would you be here

He's so fucking pathetic I'm infatuated

Shhhh… it’s okay, we’ll fix you right up.

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us