The Real Barbie Is Y/n.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

That hit too close to home

nanami who tries his hardest to act like a gentleman when he finds out you’re a virgin. he respects that you wanna wait to lose your virginity but when the time comes, he can't control himself anymore. he kisses you with newfound urgency, his hands tangling with your hair as he pulls back your head so he can enrapture your neck with his lips. and god, when he gets to see how wet you are for the first time, his restraint snaps. he spanks your pussy before ramming two fingers into your tight hole. when tears prick at the sockets of your eyes, he whispers sweet nothings; "i know, baby. i know. it's a little intense." you cling to him helplessly, moaning into his shirt. "you gonna cum, honey?" you nod quickly before your juices flow all down his hand, soaking his wrist. a day or so after, you get flowers sent to your door with a note attached that says, "miss you lots, thank you for allowing me to do that to you. can't wait to feel you again. - love, ken."

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

letting bkg fuck you finally and he makes the most debauched expression you’ve ever seen in your life. blush on his face, eyes rolled up into his head, jaw clenched like he’s trying not to drool. lets out one drawn out “o-oh fuuck”

forgotten confession..

I sat in shock and awe at this I love it