Okay Bad News:

i was at work and i had a thought.

so katsuki's walking down the lane doing his normal patrol stuff. and you're crossing him, totally checking him out. you don't know how to whistle. so you just "woowoo" it. so he stops immediately and looks at you with a shocked face, only for the realisation to hit both of you. and while your face heats up, he can't stop laughing because there's no way you just acted like a sim irl. anyway, he tells this story in his vows when he promises to love you forever.

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

oh i would suck his dick till he fucking CRIED pls help me i’m so unwell rn

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

I love soulmates but also this-

Whalefall💫🩸

I saw this post and haven't known peace since

He's so fucking pathetic I'm infatuated

mmm crab

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.