Last Year Of Ua You’re Sorta Slacking Off, You Realize You’re STRUGGLING In Your Class Late In The

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

A Choso who's on top and is babbling nonesense about "being a good boy" and "am I making you feel good? Please tell me I am" into your neck while whimpering desperately.

Tasty.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Shhhh… it’s okay, we’ll fix you right up.

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

nanami who tries his hardest to act like a gentleman when he finds out you’re a virgin. he respects that you wanna wait to lose your virginity but when the time comes, he can't control himself anymore. he kisses you with newfound urgency, his hands tangling with your hair as he pulls back your head so he can enrapture your neck with his lips. and god, when he gets to see how wet you are for the first time, his restraint snaps. he spanks your pussy before ramming two fingers into your tight hole. when tears prick at the sockets of your eyes, he whispers sweet nothings; "i know, baby. i know. it's a little intense." you cling to him helplessly, moaning into his shirt. "you gonna cum, honey?" you nod quickly before your juices flow all down his hand, soaking his wrist. a day or so after, you get flowers sent to your door with a note attached that says, "miss you lots, thank you for allowing me to do that to you. can't wait to feel you again. - love, ken."

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

so slutty when a man stretches and exposes his lower tummy. you know what you're doing.

I’ve noticed a new surge in people hating on character x reader fanfiction, and let me just say people who hate these fics are just fucking clowns. So what if someone writes a fic about a character falling in love with you? It doesn’t affect you personally. It’s just a fun writing experience and a fun reading experience for people. It does no goddamn harm. It’s for fun! So, please. Shut the fuck up and embrace the cringe.