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1000 Followers Special: Leon Kuwata x Reader

HELLO FRIENDS IM SORRY I HAVEN’T WRITTEN FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS BUT HOPEFULLY THIS 3,000 WORD MONSTER WILL HELP YOU FORGIVE ME ~ Mod Beckett

‘found your number again at the back of a box and decided to call it on a whim and you actually picked up holy crap how are you’ au

“Almost got it…”

Imagine that you’re teetering dangerously on a chair, fingers only just brushing the box stacked atop your wardrobe. You stretch further, and a cardboard flap slips into your grasp.

“Aha…!”

With a triumphant grin, you tug it towards you, but overestimated the strength required to do so and end up pulling it straight off the edge and shit. You scramble to catch it, but forget that you’re on a chair and what a bad idea that is until your stomach dips unpleasantly and you’re very suddenly not on the chair anymore.

“HRK!”

There’s a single, terrifying moment in which you fall rather ungracefully through the air before landing safely (but not comfortably) on the stripped mattress laid out on the floor, which happens to be the only other thing in the room. The box lands with a soft thump next to you. You groan into the fabric.

Moving sucks.

You push yourself into a sitting position, and glance inside the stupid box. Everything is coated with a thick layer of dust, which doesn’t surprise you; you’re pretty sure it’s been up there for years.

You poke around inside it cautiously, a small smile pulling at your features and nostalgia tugging at your chest. An old yoyo, a few photographs, even some faded notebooks (you end up spending a good half hour thumbing through those, grinning at your childish doodles).

And at the very back: a scrap of paper.

Curiosity peaked; you fish it out and smooth it out across your thigh so you can make out the words written in your own youthful scrawl.

☆ Leon!! ^u^ 0-8-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x! :D

“Huh,” you mumble, eyebrows rising into your hairline. “No way.”

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people bullying other people on tumblr is crazy like babe you’re a fucking loser too why else would you be here

i was at work and i had a thought.

so katsuki's walking down the lane doing his normal patrol stuff. and you're crossing him, totally checking him out. you don't know how to whistle. so you just "woowoo" it. so he stops immediately and looks at you with a shocked face, only for the realisation to hit both of you. and while your face heats up, he can't stop laughing because there's no way you just acted like a sim irl. anyway, he tells this story in his vows when he promises to love you forever.

Katsuki Bakugo would literally rather die than let another man handle something as simple as installing a garbage disposal.

Like, imagine your kitchen sink is dripping, and instead of bugging your lovely boyfriend for the hundredth time, you decide to hire a professional. I mean, the guy's busting his ass every day; the last thing you want to do is inconvenience him with is your household repairs, right? Seems considerate enough.

But the second he finds out you called someone? Oh, fuck no. You barely have time to explain before he's landing outside your house, marching into the kitchen, toolkit in hand. Suddenly, it’s not about the sink anymore—it’s about his pride.

"What do you mean, you called some random guy to fix it?" he snaps, wrench in one hand. "You don't just invite strangers into your home."

You shrug, trying to stay calm. "Well, you’ve been busy, and I didn’t want to bother—"

"I don’t care if I’m up against the biggest villain of the century; you call me!" he snaps, already crouched down and grumbling about how professionals don’t know shit.

Katsuki insists on doing it all himself, but you’re nicer than that. So, being the kind soul you are, you take on the role of flashlight holder. All those years of helping your dad with repairs is finally paying off, as you keep the beam steady, illuminating the sink while Katsuki works.

“Make sure you shine it right here,” he says softer, tapping his finger against the pipes.

"Thank you, baby," you reply when the job is finally done, but instead of a warm smile, your boyfriend shoots you a look.

"Yeah, yeah," he grumbles, pushing himself up off the floor. "Just don’t pull this stupid crap again."

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hearing a guy moan? top tier, undefeated, the absolute best

nanami is still so beautiful even after the accident in shibuya, with half his body covered in dark slightly pink scars and one eye hidden by an eye patch, tidy hair is no longer so tidy as it used to be, but he's still impeccable.

with a strict care routine, he never failed to have you on his lap to apply the ointment to his damaged skin, sighing with every touch of your fingers, soft and smooth or strong and relaxing. taking off his eye patch and kinda messing up his hair to look at you, one eye compromised, but still pretty. he sometimes wonders if you still find him attractive even with all this, not feeling the same kento as before.

but there's no need for words, because just the way you look at him, the way you caress him, the way you run your hand over his face and lightly smile when he kisses your palm, the way you take such loving care of him or the way you desire him and the way you moan his name...

for nanami, it's enough.

how you stroke his bruised skin while he's eating you, or how you're careful to hold onto him while his cock thrusts into you, hes so in love look at this silly old gentleman