I Almost Choked On My Own Spit Trying To Make A Pharyngeal Fricative

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

the tally marks on the gravestone hfkajdkjsb

lynne doodles featuring the cat! artblock is kicking my ass but we stay silly

(no chickens were harmed in the making of this drawing)

the closet is glass my guy

i’m playing aai why is miles just like. “wow there are women here. wow that would be important and worrisome if i had ANY modicum of interest in women. but alas that won’t be a problem”

Eat your greens rayfa

why does Khura’in have diva cup windows

the end of i1-5 is at like 4am and i don’t think edgeworth has slept in days ngl

ace attorney trilogy: 3 days shouldn't be enough time for phoenix to investigate the case and prove his client's innocence

miles investigations: you must solve this murder in like 7 hours. no you don't get to sleep between cases. a bunch of pompous arseholes will constantly remind you that your job is on the line because of political and diplomatic ramifications. fuck you

soj spoilers

poor apollo can’t catch a break even in Khura’in

more ghost trick doodles

“inspector… carbanara?” “…Noooot my name.”

i didn't even spell carbonara right. but anyway.

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

Don’t know how to explain this other than I’m right.