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this is how people defend their blorbos who have committed mass murder and war crimes

yomiel watching himself literally put a gun to a 10 yr old girls head and threaten to shoot: damn that was a yikes guys! i was lowkey quirked up that day haha. was just in a silly goofy mood lolll my bad<3

this would actually convince me to lock in

last semester i changed my wallpaper on my phone to angry pearl fey and then I felt guilty for opening my phone

Major dual destinies spoilers below. Do not look if you haven’t finished the game

I always wonder how much of bobby fulbright’s personality we actually knew. In order for the phantom to accurately pose as him it would have to be pretty accurate. I just want to know what the real bobby fulbright was like because we never got that and maybe never will. Like did bobby truly believe that simon was innocent or was that a ruse set up by the phantom to get the psych profile

let women be weird

whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

this image is a pretty good representation of public transit in the us. this is in the largest city in the state and the destination is only 10 miles away

you can't kill yourself you have to wait until Trump dies of liver failure or even better from a trip down the stairs. you have to live so you can party with me that day

Fembright!!!

same guy different font

the most high effort meme i have ever done based off of this chart credit to @oracleofsecrets for the font. you have given me so much power

every offical art of kazuma's revival form.

would the magic tree house books be considered isekai?

i thought this was an actual photo omg

Melancholy night in „Japanofornia“.

Godot from the ace attorney series strolls aimlessly through the streets, trying to cope with loss and planning his vengeance.

projecting my period cramps onto donald trump. let’s hope it works

I love pdfs it’s the best way to read things digitally

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

Don’t know how to explain this other than I’m right.

my girls!

susahao 🌸💕

posting on tumblr is so much better than instagram. i could post utter nonsense here with tons of typos and it would not be too crazy but instagram needs good captions and tags. also instagram comment sections are so mean

I was trying to convince someone to play ghost trick the other day and to me all the best parts are the big spoilers. I just said that the story and art style are really good because what else am I going to say

Ghost trick is insane because I can't say anything but everything i can say sounds completely unrelated. We've met that dog before. Chekhov's cat is real and should be taken seriously. Strange rocks should be left alone. Painting is a great hobby for inmates. Chicken is a huge plot point. Panic and anxiety disorders are serious. The lamp is a fucking liar and it deserves love.

more ghost trick doodles

“inspector… carbanara?” “…Noooot my name.”

i didn't even spell carbonara right. but anyway.

Most character deaths in ghost trick aren’t spoilers

spoiler deaths below

jowd’s wife alma

Missile (kinda with ray)

sissel (yomiel’s wife)

just realized that funnily enough for a game so spoiler-heavy, "the protagonist dies" is basically the least spoilery thing you can say about ghost trick

i am going to create a meme that is so overdone

none of my friends follow me (because they don’t know I have a tumblr) but they are still my friends even though I only see them twice a year

i’ve never been to new york but it’s the place known for pizza rat so,,,

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As I get older it gets more and more insane to me that some of the protagonists are 15 and saving the world. At 15 i was playing on my ipad and trying to pass chemistry

​Not only is it wild to me that these characters are 15 and doing so much but I also feel so bad for them like they are legit a child and are forced to endure all this suffering. at 15 i kinda felt like an adult but now I still don’t feel like an adult and I feel so much older than I did at 15 and I am not that much older.

me 24/7

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

I would like to issue a formal apology to all the people who knew me and/or were my friends during “my not like the other girls” phase. I was such an asshole

There is one person who who i have been friends with since kindergarten and they are honestly a saint for dealing with 11-15 year old me

don’t expose me like that lol

Hello, I am going to analyze your psyche about what your favorite version of Narumitsu/Wrightworth says about you and give you personalized therapy advice (JOKE!! This is a lighthearted fun jest and I don't really think everybody falls in these categories. So we are all going to be polite to eachother ok!!)

Elementary school aged Nick and Miles: If this is your favorite ship, you're really into the nineties/y2k aesthetic and you miss going to blockbuster. Also you are feeling untethered and like the last time things made sense was when you were young. You want to imagine that if you could turn back time and do things differently, you could stay blissful and happy forever. But you have this creeping feeling that no matter what you do, time is going to keep passing and you will lose touch with people and think of things you wish you could've said but never had a chance to and this is just going to be an endless cycle for the rest of forever. Some of that is true, yes. The best you can do is be honest with the people you know now about how much you care about them so that they can hold that with them always, no matter what happens.

pre-AA1/Feenie x Bratworth: If this is your favorite ship you are in college or most likely high school. The idea that you could find someone in school and them end up being your soulmate for life is really tender and special to you (because you are in high school and you would like to be loved Right Now Please because facing the change of adulthood without someone who loves you by your side scares you). You also find it difficult to care about adults and their adult problems (because you are in highschool) and honestly? That's so valid. Enjoy your time not thinking about them bc one day it will be all you think about. I fear that if you put too much pressure on yourself about finding the perfect relationship, you will miss out on the ephemeral joy of being with another person. Please give yourself grace and try to live in the moment.

Ace Attorney main trilogy Phoenix and Edgeworth: if this is your favorite ship, Edgeworth is your favorite character and you are really invested in his character arc and want to see it tied up neatly with him letting someone into his life. You like your stories to end with "And they all lived happily ever after", because you like the thought that things happen for a reason, and that if you care enough and try hard enough you can fix things. You probably like to think this because your own life has difficulties and you want to escape them for a little while. Things really do get better, but there are some things you may never get closure on. I am sorry, I know it's hard and it hurts. I am sending you my love

Seven year gap beanix and umm glasses edgeworth? (what is his nickname?): Ok even though this is one time period this actually falls into two parties. People either like this because of Phoenix being a new father to Trucy OR they like it because of Nick and Kristoph's toxic situationship love triangle, which is so deeply funny bc these groups have totally different vibes. So let's split these up:

Dad Phoenix: Phoenix is your favorite character and you want to see him suffer so that he can be cared for by Edgeworth for once. You also like seeing Phoenix do his best to love and care for Trucy despite the circumstances even though he isn't a perfect dad. It means a lot to you to see someone fail and still be loved and deemed worthy by someone. Did you perhaps experience gifted kid burnout in school and feel like you let everyone around you down? Be kind to yourself and examine how capitalism has shaped our worldview so that a "valuable" member of society is someone who holds a job of a certain caliber and earns a certain amount of money. We cannot all be held to the same standards. Do what you are able to do in your situation. Maybe that is fight for people in court. Maybe that is make music or art. Maybe that is being there for people you love. The world needs all of these things, but every person does not need to do it all.

Situationship Phoenix: Phoenix is your favorite character and you think he is owed a little sexiness after being denied love by everyone else in his life. You also want to punish Edgeworth a little bit, like you definitely have some beef against Edgeworth (understandable, although I love him he is frequently annoying) and making him jealous feels like you're serving justice on Phoenix's behalf. You probably lie awake at night and think about the sick comebacks you wish you had said to people who were jerks to you in the past. This very emotionally driven form of serving justice to these characters means that you too would have gotten your badge taken away if you were an attorney. You should probably examine the way you hold grudges and how you treat people you believe have wronged you.

Apollo justice games era Phoenix and Edgeworth: Ok I haven't played all of apollo justice yet I can't tell if there are different eras within Apollo justice, but probably if you like to imagine Nick and Miles are actively dating/flirting during the events of the first Apollo Justice game, you are living in denial that the events of the 7 year gap happened and you are sticking your fingers in your ear and going LALALALA I can't hear youuuu. You also think dads are kind of hot. You probably dislike running errands alone and prefer to have a buddy go with you. You have a small group of friends that you are really close with and you are secretly terrified of the thought of them leaving you. Pain is inevitable, and you must learn to accept this, but know also that joy is just as inevitable. You are stronger than you think.

Post Apollo Justice Phoenix and Edgeworth: If this is your favorite ship, you want everyone to be able to rest. You want to wrap up all the lawyers and everyone they love in a big blanket and let them all take a cozy nap together. You want all the drama to be done so that they can move in together and raise a child together and propose to each other and plan a wedding and be very sweet and kind to each other. Despite your best efforts, I sense that the expected social norms of a nuclear family structure are influencing your life choices. This is not a bad thing, to want these things! But does hitting these life milestones feel genuinely good, or good because you are achieving a goal and gaining approval from others? Close your eyes and imagine moments where you have felt joy. Make a pact with yourself to try and seek out these things more, regardless of whether they are what society expects of you.