Lets hope he doesn’t return.
"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot
radiohead - how to disappear completely
"why is the house carpeted" i dont see why it would matter to an indoor shoe wearing freak like urself but i actually like being cushioned when i walk and you won't be getting that luxury when i beat you into the hard cement
Thinking about my cute little blender project for school: ^_^
Thinking about having to go back and bevel 100s of shapes at the end because I haven't been doing that as I go:
the next time I see a goddamn ant that bitch better start singing kumbaya
I put way too much effort into something this dumb 😂 but I have no regrets