hc that jason todd has an instagram/youtube/tiktok account called gatsbyreviews (named after jay gatsby) where he posts reviews of various fictional media (mostly books). thing is, he always gives the reviews in the tone of a pissed-off drill sergeant explaining something for the third time to a particularly bone-headed group of rookies. so even when the review is positive, he sounds like he's passionately defending it in court. he does all his videos in a hoodie and sunglasses, so his identity isn't clear (especially since any viewers who could have recognized him somehow would know he's, y'know, dead) but the visible scars on the lower half of his face are an endless source of intrigue to people in the comments. someone once asked how tall he was, and he responded with a video of him silently stacking up books until the pile matched his height, then standing next to the pile for several seconds before playing jenga with it and eventually knocking it over, as jenga usually ends up going. another youtuber uses the books to find jason's height (the guy in question is real, his name is shane fanx and he's known as the asian height guy) and when it's revealed that he's fucking 6'3 all his viewers start losing their minds. they talk more than ever about this massive, scarred man with the biteable thighs and passion for literature. he gains thousands of followers overnight, people are thirsting in his comments, and jason's just like "hey wtf have i gotten myself into"
on the bright side, he stops thinking he's the ugliest member of the family. after all, when hundreds or thousands of random people on the internet are thirsting over you without seeing your full face, it's hard to keep thinking you're hideous.
Neil Gaiman's favorite trope
Idk ,a practice w this big guy š£
Happy Fatherās Day!
They are totally responsible and Abigail is definitely alive and well and has not suffered the consequences of Willās actions at the hand of the man she saw as her father who would protect her or anything⦠yeah
absolutely obsessed with Jason and Tim being the family psychologists that spend 90% of their time together just getting into long debates and discussions about the personalities and mental issues of everybody in the family. they will meet up at Jasonās apartment twice a week for takeout and a 2 hour conversation on how Damian might be so obsessed with the Robin mantle because the dynamics of the league make him think that family should be a business and if he cant work as a vigilante heāll be abandoned. every stakeout they do together ends up with them getting distracted talking about Dick and his obsession with red heads. theyāve let multiple people go during these stakeouts bcs theyāve gotten side tracked when they then start discussing if Jasonās childhood issues and strained relationship with Dick somehow influenced HIM to befriending Dickās old pals so often, and they get so fascinatingly into it that the guy they were waiting for just. slipped right by them.
nothing is off limits between these two when they start talking about mental health and family issues. theyāll compare Timās abandonment-independence from the Drakes to Jasonās caretaker habits from his dug addicted mother. there have been 3 hour phone call conversations about the loa and how it fucked with Jasonās perception of Bruce that then get turned into 4 hour face to face discussions about how Timās opinion of Bruce rapidly declined because of Jasonās death and how he handled it. they rehash how Bruce has effected every single bat child about 12 times and they still never get tired of it.
itās not even about therapy or coming to terms with trauma. these two bitches just love dissecting family drama and psychology within the Waynes. every now and then during dinner somebody will make a fairly casual remark that has nothing to do with anything and Jason and Tim will make eye contact across the table because they KNOW theyāll be tearing that apart at a later date. what Iām saying is english-enthusiast Jason Todd and stalker-genius Timothy Drake are 100% the gossip scientists of the family, and the Waynes are their lab rats being observed for their own entertainment
Yknow when you meet someone who has the same accent/speech patterns as you in a place where you werenāt expecting them to, and you both start just repeating eachother and getting gradually more excited?
Yeah, I need that with Steph, Jason and Duke, kids who grew up in lower class Gotham where there is very distinctive accents between upper class people and people who grew up in the Narrows or Park row. Just, imagine:
Jason, walking into the Batcave: Ayup.
Dick: Hiya!
Tim: hi
Bruce: Hm
Damian: Hello.
Steph: Ayup!
Jason:
Steph: *not paying attention*
Jason: š§
Jason: Ayup?
Steph: *snapping head up* Ayup?????
Jason: *excitement* Ayup Stephanie!
Steph: AYUP JASON!
Jason: AYYYYYYYYYUP
Duke: *entering the cave* Ayup gang
Steph: š®š«£
Jason: š§š„³
Steph: AYUP DUKE
Jason: AYUP LAD AYUP
Duke: *confusion, surprise, joy* ā¦Ayup?
S + J: AYUP
Duke: AYUP
just repeating till their all stood in a circle muttering.
Everyone else is just staring in concern
I'm so obsessed w Ijin, I don't get why if d webtoon community is so big there are hardly any type of fan content
oh how i love making stupid little comics
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From another Tumblr post that has been lost to me
Bruce is the most āoverā his parents deaths, in the sense that heās the one whoās lived with it the longest therefore also the one that makes the most jokes about it
Like how Jason in fanfics makes jokes about his death, Bruce makes jokes about his parentās deaths and it makes everyone slightly uncomfortable.
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Alfred: Master Bruce, as per the new chore schedule that we have all agreed upon, it is now your day to wash the family dishes.
Bruce: š¬ Ooo, I actually canāt, you see I gotta visit my parents, ya know, be a good son and all that. *Bruce is actively shuffling toward the back door of the manor where the graveyard is*
Alfred: *stunned silence*
āā
Bruce: You need to visit more chum
Dick: *sighing* Bruce, Iāve got my own city to run. I canāt just drop everything to visit Gotham.
Bruce: *shaking his head* Youāre grandparents want to see you more. Whatās so wrong with that?
Dick: W-what?
Bruce: Are you gonna make me go out there to my parentās grave and tell them that you donāt want to visit anymore? Cause youāre ābusyā? Do you not care anymore?
Dick: Are you seriously doing this again? You know Iām going to say yes if you put it like that!
Bruce: *still stoic but has a very pleased energy* Oh, how generous. Your grandparents will be very happy.
Dick: Please stop doing this.
Bruce: Ha, no.
āā
Jason: What the fuck?! Get this shit off me!
Bruce: *holding a very expensive scarf with the tag still on for some foreign brand* Jason, donāt be so rude. Your grandmother made this for you!
Jason: Bruce, you and I both know-
Bruce: Fine, fine⦠go outside and freeze. *starts walking to the graveyard in the backyard* Iāll just have to tell your grandmother that you hate her guts
Jason: *snatches the scarf and angrily puts it on, almost strangling himself* Here! You motherfucker⦠*grumbling*
Bruce: See? You look cute! Let me go get a camera and take a picture to show your grandma, stay here.
āā
Bruce: *dramatically, hand on his chest* Ah! Youāre gonna make me and your grandfather faint!
Tim: Bruce-
Bruce: Donāt you remember that heās a doctor? What you think he thinks about all these sleepless nights???
Tim: *exasperatedly* Hypocrite. Bruce-
Bruce: Oh woe is me! My own son! His ailing health! *turns to the empty air beside him* Dad what should we do? Was I ever this difficult?!
Tim: Fine! Fuck man, this is weird and sad! *stomps away to his bedroom*
āā
Damian: *struggling to get out of Bruceās grasp* Baba, please. This is highly inappropriate! I am basically a grown man!
Bruce: *hugging Damian tighter* Iām sorry Damian, itās just⦠you have so much of my motherās and fatherās traits⦠seeing you brings me such joy I canāt help but hug youā¦
Damian: *stops struggling, blushing in embarrassment* ⦠Well, I suppose I can allow this⦠hugging ritual
Bruce: *hiding a grin* Thank you Damian, youāre so kind