Post-veilguard Life Rookanis Idk How To Caption This

Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

If Ciri brought Geralt to meet you in our world...

Meeting you: He would be curious about your strange accent, the way you looked at him with wide eyes. You had known Ciri since she came to your house looking for help, knowing her was strange enough, so meeting your all time hero was something else. Ciri knew you liked him, informing him that he should do his best to act like a gentleman while he was around you. He offered a smile at first seeing you, bowing his head, grateful that you were letting them stay with you. "It's an honor to meet you, Miss...you already know me, I suppose." He chuckled and that's when it truly struck you...Geralt of Rivia was smiling...at you... Meeting your boyfriend: You lived in a nice house, off the beaten path. A country house that wasn't too terribly far from the city. Your boyfriend thought you were crazy, but you loved the seclusion, especially with your strange choice in house guests that just decided to show up every once in a while. When Geralt and Ciri were with you, they wore normal clothes. Ciri usually in skinny jeans, a t-shirt and some kind of jacket, but Geralt liked blue, boot-cut jeans, with tan cowboy boots, the pant legs over them, and a flannel or button down of near every color, but he'll wear a white, green or black t-shirt from time to time. He was outside cutting firewood, Ciri was practicing archery, a craft she took to after saving the universe. Geralt wore dark blue jeans, his tan boots, and a tight, black t-shirt. Your boyfriend pulled up in his car as you were walking outside in a nice dress and a denim jacket for a date in town. You greeted you boyfriend with a kiss, only to be stared at by Ciri who held her bow at her hip and Geralt holding his axe across his shoulders. "Well...Y/n, mind introducing me to your...?" You boyfriend asked, returning the glare that Geralt offered. "Oh, these are friends from back home, they come to visit...sorry I didn't tell you. They're kinda private." You explained. "Meet...Ciri and Geralt. They're originally from Norway." You added the last part for good measure. "Your man looks like a whelp, Y/n. I doubt he could hold a blade." Geralt said in slight disgust at your choice of man. "What? Like a-...wait is there something wrong with your eyes...?" Your boyfriend asked but you quickly kissed his cheek, getting his attention, quickly leaving after that... Reacting to you in a bikini: Your parents had a beach house, with no Drowners or Water Hags, so Geralt and Ciri were eager to go swimming and fishing. You decided to treat them to the full beach experience. The beach house had its own private dunes before the water, with no annoying passers by. You got the grill going, waiting for Geralt and Ciri to come outside. You were flipping burgers, already wearing your bikini. A bright blue bikini, with high waisted bottoms and a vintage style top. You were flipping burgers when they came out. Geralt was no shy thing, looking you straight up and down. "Do all women wear so little clothing to the ocean...?" He asked. "Geralt, I'm wearing less than her. And you're wearing less that both of us in those shorts. Get over it." Ciri demanded, walking over to get a burger as she strutted confidently in her green string bikini. Geralt wore short red and black trunks that stopped at his mid-thighs. His silver hair was fairly long, pulled up into a bun, sort of making him look almost normal...what with all of the numerous scars not exactly helping. "True. However, I'm glad that no other men get to see Y/n like this. They'd flock to her from miles around to court her or...well, be more direct." Geralt chuckled, getting his own burger. "Whatever, man-bun. Let's eat. I've been starving cooking these damn things." You laughed, joining them for good picnic before a perfect afternoon of beach time... To be continued at two hundred notes...

A few more of my Picrew art pieces...

Was Bucky just chillin’ in Shuri’s freezer next to the hot pockets when N’Jadaka invaded Wakanda or did he just hear all the explosions from his little farm with the goats and go “Huh...better not” and just bake a cake or something?

Because the Royal Family of Wakanda was the only thing keeping him safe and without Shuri, or T’Challa, or their mother in charge, it’s more than likely that he would’ve been forced to flee and go back into hiding or Killmonger would’ve tried to kill him. Emphasis on try, because even with one arm I’m pretty sure Bucky could kick some serious ass...just a thought...

Or better yet, did Killmonger know about Bucky and send a team or something to kill him while he and T’Challa were essentially acting out the plot of the Lion King? Since Bucky has a lingering reputation for taking out politicians JFK and likely royalty anyway?

I don’t know whose mans this is next to my leg, but he seems chill

picrew time!!!!

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*Veilguard Spoilers*

So, Lucanis Dellamorte is in like his early 30’s? And his parents were Crows, said they died like Crows (on the job), when he and Illario were little and around the time Zevran returned to Antiva to take on the Talons, he would’ve been maybe 10?

What I’m getting at here, is that Zevran did some stuff so heinous to the Crows that he has a standing contract on his head that nobody’s brave/stupid enough to accept (there’s a note about the contract in game for a Crow with sexual prowess and an impossible contract) and what could’ve been that bad? Perhaps, killing the First Talon’s daughters/sons-in-law?

There’s at least some chance it was him, right…?

As someone with a shelter dog that does exactly this, out of the blue? Whenever? Highly likely lol

My OC Sole Survivor is a lil' somethin' like this...

Name: Christine Shaw (named after her mother) *Goes by “Shaw” after crawling out of 111 Age (Pre-frozen storage): 24 Looks: 5, 9. Walks with purpose. With all of Her running around and hard work, she’s very fit, if even a bit muscular for a woman of her physical age (like, she could carry a grown man in her arms with little difficulty) Her eyes are blue, light with a dark outter ring, (scares people with her intense glare) Shaw’s hair was very long and dirty blonde when she came out of 111, but shaved the sides of her head, having a long warrior’s wolf tail, with a couple thin braids in it, held with turquoise beads and crow feathers, one small bead is wood, carved from one of Shaun’s letter blocks from his destroyed nursery. Her eyebrows are darker than the rest of her hair, naturally, and they’re well kept, only a single scar on her face from an encounter with her first Deathclaw, coming down her forehead, through her left eyebrow and almost reaching her jawline. She doesn’t wear makeup, doesn’t need it. Shaw is very clean about herself, will take a bath or shower whenever she’s in a hotel, inn or in her house at Santuary. Has good teeth. Road outfit: Vault-Suit, fully upgraded, with tan cowboy boots, fingerless leather gloves and a leather harness to hold many small knives and a not-so-small hunting knife hidden in a sheath on the lower part of the sash part of her harness. Over that, she wore a heavy, leather trench coat. Another belt, around her waist, was an ammo belt with nicely polished, brass rounds for the scoped rifle she carried on her back at almost all times. One both hips she carried two revolvers…one of them was Kellogg’s gun, but both were 45 calibers. Those bullets were lined up on her harness over her chest on the sash. Her PipBoy on her left, dominant arm was well taken care of. Where ever she goes, she always wears her favorite, dark brown cowboy hat with silver and turquoise beads strung around the top. *Shaun is her baby half-brother, not her son (cause fuck canon) *Nate was her father that had Christine with her mother when they were still in high school (they were 16). *After her mother passed away during childbirth, Nate named her after her mother. *Nate eventually joined the industrial work force to help give Christine the life she deserved, as it paid well and he didn’t think he could be a good father, then. *Christine was left with her Grandparents and didn’t see Nate much until she was sixteen, but she adored her father and he treasured her. *Her Grandfather got her into old cowboy movies, with Clint Eastwood and John Wayne, because he never had a daughter and didn’t know what to do…but it worked out better than he though. *Hates dresses! *Loves a good fitting pair of jeans and broken in cowboy boots. *Went to a shooting range with Nate and her Grandfather every weekend (getting better than both of them) until Nate met Christine’s stepmother and they moved WAY north to Santuary Hills outside of Concord. *She has the quick draw skills of a wild west legend. *Prefers distance shots with a sniper rifle though, enjoys the precision of a clean shot like that. *Can hunt like nobody’s business! I’m talkin’ tracking, trap setting, blind building…she can do it all! *Plays cards and has a deadly poker face. *Dogmeat is like the Tanto to her Lone Ranger. *Will actually blow your head off if you hurt her wonderful lil’ dickins of a pup. *Has dogs running around Santuary like a pack that only listens to her. *Somehow found wild horses (calls them Radsteeds; they have cat-like eyes, patchy hair and they eat meat sometimes- cause fallout) *Names her horse “Houston,” even though it’s a mare. *Nick is her #1 fan, says: “Watchin’ you in the wastes is like seein’ an old film come to life. It makes an old bot like me proud to walk with you, Shaw.” *Preston low-key loves her, (ever since she ripped through Raiders and then walked into the room like it was no big deal/super concerned about them) but she knows. *She low-key loves being called “General” by the Minutemen. *She saves Danse from himself. Just walks in, takes his pistol from him and smacks him upside the head with it before shouting at him, “The fact that you feel this way makes you more human than most! But killing yourself is the coward’s way out and the Danse I know would nut.up, not crawl in a hold and die!!! If you ever felt anything, for our friends, for me, you will walk out of that door…because feeling means you’re alive.” She then composed herself and turned on heel, walking out. *Danse meets her outside where she stands with two horses and open arms to comfort him…then, they go back to Santuary Hills for a hot meal and sleep. *Kills Elder Maxson; takes his coat and gun as a trophy. *Piper is her best friend. Just needing some girl time sometimes, you know? *Maccready runs with her the most, follows orders. They flirt shamelessly in combat or intense situations, but they’re just friends. *Shaw rarely drinks, but after huge events, like meeting Shaun’s old and young clone self, she can be found in some kind of rutty, Raider bar, drinking heavily and looking for a fight. *Maccready is usually the one to drag her out…after she expresses some rage… *Loves her cowboy hat to death (literally) *Once when she and Maccready had been captured, by Gunners, the leader took her hat. After they escaped, Shaw refused to leave until she got her hat back…the girl ended up killing every last one of them. *Will fight you if you cat call her. Hancock learned that the hard way… *Will shank a bitch if you get in her way while she’s angry. *Once stared down a Super Mutant and won… *Teaches kids in Santuary how to care for things around the village from the animals to the guns. (Extra credit to the kid who can assemble their rifle the fastest, in the form of a cookie) *Will murder you brutally if she catches you making fun of her for being a Vault-Dweller. *Hates going into Vaults. *Says “son of a dick,” “ass-monkey,” and “yuppie.” (yuppie=city folk) along with other odd sayings. *Has a slight twang in her voice from growing up in Pennsylvania, going to rodeos and such all her life. *A child she finds gives her an old, silver sheriff’s badge…she keeps it in her house so she won’t lose it. *Kills Shaun in the end. Says, “You were my little brother once and I loved you…but now…? You’re just a giant bag of dicks.” She said in monotone as she pulled back the hammer on her revolver. Before he could even make a face at the odd expression, she pulled the trigger…and she was done with it… She had a real family to go home to… *Shaw is a Chuck Norris approved badass

Solas, you absolute trash man. You goof. You dweeb.

See this? The lute in his hideout under the Lady of Glory statue? See what’s at the top there…?

This homeless loser bought a lute with his own fucking face on it. He wanted to get caught so fucking badly he walked into a store and either picked this shit out or worse, had it custom made. This’s the medieval equivalent of Vanilla Ice getting his own face tattooed on his back. I hate him.

(He’s one of my favorite fictional characters ever)

“not all men” you’re right, Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king, would never do this.