Frodo: *stabbed By An Immortal Blade*

poor feanor </3

Eddie: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Venom: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Eddie: … Eddie: I don’t know if there’s a correct answer to that question.

Beren: I'm going to fight god.

Luthien: Not without me you're not.

Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

Gimli: What is Aragorn doing?

Legolas: He was raised by Lord Elrond.

Gimli: You say that like that makes it make sense, but it doesn't.

Queer media is cinema, pass it on!

Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"

Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"

Oropher : "BURN...."

Celebrimbo's spirit : ....

Gil Galad :....

Elrond :.....

Thranduil :....

Isildur : ....

Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-