she/they • • • • • you can call me nyoom, mymph, or anything that comes to mind • • • • • don't mind me! I'm just looking at art, animals, and funny things. I don't talk to people much but that's just the anxiety. I love conversation if you wanna chat! • • • • • (don't mind these dots, I haven't figured out how to space yet, lol)
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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.
" Dark Clouds over the Sea " //© Insel Rügen
" Dark Clouds over the Sea " //© Insel Rügen
today I got a chemical burn from cutting up hot peppers for salsa. how was your day?
Pretty good! That didn't happen to me
whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that
this is what we want to see
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autistic artists b like "this is my favourite media" "and this is my favourite media if it was my little pony"
What does hate fuck mean ?
how sad, how lovely - connie converse
To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".
i know i can't argue with reality here but it's devastatingly unromantic that blood transfusions only work if you have compatible blood types
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
mr beast just cured me from being dead but he hates how i turned out so they didn't even upload the video about it
love when the website has a stroke and we all collectively try to drag ourselves down with it
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
they made their own stupid hell on earth.
its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
an AITA posts where op is not blatantly the asshole, how strange
congrats on being my hero
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
So many people are gonna get mad I didn't add theirs, but now I am curious
Mine was Vegeta777 bc spanish is my mother tongue, but I quickly changed to Stampy.
us!
photobomb in a nutshell
no offense to sharks but they look so fucking stupid. and I'm not talking ugly, I mean they look like they have 2.9 braincells all the time. there are zero thoughts behind those eyes.
