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The people have spoken it into existence. Time to write a fic and vn for this!

The people have spoken it into existence. Time to write a fic and vn for this!

i fucking love this specific type of expression rick does whenever he’s sincerely super caught off guard by something and just stops in his tracks

Can I tickle ur pickle

Only on Tuesdays

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

You know what, fuck it, art time

I conquered 6 too many hands for this page.

Were the sacrifices worth it?

Yes. Yes, they were.

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

Isn't this wonderful? You're almost 1/4 of the way there 🙃

i wanna read walter x reader fics

like, look at this fucking bitch, i wanna kiss his bald head

i wanna read walter x reader fics

like, look at this fucking bitch, i wanna kiss his bald head

Usually, when I wake up, for the first few seconds, there's foggy mental confusion, no internal monologe, just vibes. I sorta just realized that my first internal thought were... not typical. So, now I'm keeping a collection.

I think I should start posting again-

So here's a doggo

guys why the fuck aren't we talking about what's happening in the uk right now

nobody outside the uk is talking about this. why is nobody talking about it

Tried to cook...

Instead, I burned down the children's hospital (note: that's not good).

"Not gonna lie, male infertility came in clutch"

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Todo: Unfortunately, my boogie woogie is dead.

Me: *sobbing horrendously*

It's realy bad...

It's starting to become a real crew here...

I wonder who the subcontractors are?

Especially in a marine life setting

I haven't drawn in so long that my gojo sketch looks like this

It's giving...

Just put them together and....

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DECLAN MCKENNA CONCERT RAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Holy-- I can die happy, now

Just a lil sneak peek at a Gyutaro x reader I'm making (I will be making 3 editions for she/her, he/him, and they/them pronouns).

Mario is a Homicidal Psychopath

Mario is typically hailed as a hero, because that's what we see in the games, but that is far from the truth.

I'd like to point out that every game has been made from his perspective. It doesn't matter what we see from that perspective, because we know it's warped. Mario is a mass murderer, Mario has insane ambition, and he's stalked Peach for years.

Mario has brutally murdered thousands of Bowsers lackeys in horrible ways such as crushing in their cranium or throwing the corpses at the living. This is something that can only stem from a deranged person.

Mario has gone to extreme lengths to find peach, such as traveling across worlds and along the way, very often, indulging in murder. This is all due to his commitment to find Peach, but looking at this from an outsiders perspective is quite harrowing.

There is reason to believe that Mario experiences hallucinations. He eats red mushrooms with white spots, which are commonly called "fly amanita" mushrooms. The reason for assuming maro hallucinates being: these mushrooms are a potent neurotoxin. Symptom of ingesting these mushrooms just happens to be: hallucinations and confusion (or lack of proper brain functions). Mario continuously eats these.

Further evidence to support that Mario falsely believed that Peach was kidnapped includes (1) Once Mario broke into Bowser's Castle, Peach was completely unharmed, (2) Bowser even stood between Mario and Peach--never showing any intention to harm her--infact, he appeared to be trying to protecther, and (3) The Black Jack song "Peaches" just expresses that Bowser felt nothing but love towards Peach, and wanted to protect her.

The fact that Mario sees Peach getting kidnapped or in a cage can all be chalked up to his deluded perception of reality from the consumption of a neurotoxin and his unstable mental state.

Bowser was protecting Peach, and Mario--an insane and homicidal man--brutally murdered him by throwing him in lava after crushing his skull. Then, Mario kidnapped Peach by forcing her to go with him.

Order :

Hello, I would like a Death Note L Lawliet & Light Yagami with a number 31 (isekai'd reader who's unreadable), long, and some angst and some fluff :]

Here you go :). I made it so you could read it like a story or one shots for each character! I also added Misa (you don't have to read that part, or it could be platonic). Hope you enjoy.

Intro

You were watching Death Note for the second time. It was late at night and you were wrapped up in a blanket on your bed while clenching a small part of the blanket with your fist as Light and L sat beside each other looking at their monitor screens. They had just entered the Kira task force building, and you were unbelievably tense because Light, aka Kira, had been sitting--no handcuffed--right beside L the entire time. You, admittedly, were cheering on both Kira and L depending on the situation, but this was one of the times that they both wholehearted infuriated you, though it was somewhat of a comedic relief. At this point in time, there was nothing with serious weight going on, just them in the task force building, working. The camera angles suddenly stopped changing, and as time went on, it seemed more and more like you were watching them on a live video. There were no more jump cuts to the future or internal monolog, just the sounds of keys being hit on a keyboard. The occasional glances between the two showed how tense they were, as well. You had been watching for quite some time, about to Google if this happened to anyone else, when one of the monitors beside them flickered oddly. Once the screen turned back on, a bright light refracted into your view as if hitting the camera you were watching from. Suddenly, you felt something pull you through the screen. Oddly enough, the screen wasn't solid, it felt more like a cold ray of light, like a polar opposite to the sun's rays. Once you were pulled though the screen to the otherside, you felt nauseous.

The nausea quickly subsided and you became aware of your surroundings. You were in the taskforce building, quickly you looked around to see that you had pulled Light and L to the ground after coming out of the monitor, their chain had gotten caught on you. Now was the part where you had to explain yourself, eventhough you couldn't, so you remained silent.

"What the hell?!" Light called out. You looked between the two, trying to formulate words, but soon got stuck in your own head.

What just happened to me? Does the Death Note still work on me? How am I supposed to explain this? Is this an isakai'd situation?

You almost gasped at the thought, but then L spoke up.

"This is quite the situation. Who are you?" L inquired with a much calmer and softer tone than Light. This made you roll around the idea of a fake name.

"Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I'm still quite startled myself, but I'm f/n." You quickly responded with the name of someone you knew back home. L seemed as if he was trying to analyze you.

"I presume you don't know what just happened either?" He asked as you stood up, fixing your hair and flattening your clothes to hopefully make it look like you weren't previously in your bed.

"Nope, I haven't got a clue." You said, slowly bringing yourself to look into his eyes. This made L wonder.

If they're lying, what merit is there in lying about not knowing what was going on? This obviously isn't a realistic scenario. It defies logic. It's not unlikely that this person wouldn't understand the situation. Even though I still cannot shake the feeling that they're not telling me something.

You noticed his stare and realized how odd it was to not hear his internal monologue. Light was already standing, glaring you down suspiciously, and L was still on the floor, both were lost in thought.

You outstretched a hand to L, and fluttered your fingers to catch his attention.

"Come on, we can figure this out at a desk or something. Not the floor." You smiled a little as he looked at your hand and you a couple of times before reluctantly accepting your aid.

Once you reached a table, and the 'mandatory' snacks were layed out, they began to ask questions.

"Where did you come from?" Light asks, likely curious about how this place was linked to where you came from. There was a small moment where you wanted to abuse your knowledge of the show and psych them out, but it would only make you suspicious, so you resisted the urge.

"My bedroom. I was about to sleep." You answered concisely, feeling like you were in a very important interview, but as more questions were asked, it felt more like an interrogation.

"What's your full name?" This question startled you to the point you didn't quite catch who asked it. It made you question whether Light could gain anything by killing you.

"My name is f/n l/n." You combined the fake first name with your real last name, therefore if they choose to call you by your last name, you'd still respond quite easily.

"Can I ask a few questions now?" You wanted to divert from their load-bearing questions. They nodded.

"What's your name, the two of you, I mean? And why are you cuffed together?" You asked, pointing to their cuffs. You listened to their answers despite already knowing why. Then, you brought up a question to yourself:

Should I tell them I'm from a different world?

You already knew how the anime ended, and some events that happened around this time, but it was risky either way.

"Okay, this is my last question. Where do we go from here? I don't think I'm getting back through that screen, and I can tell that I'm quite far away from home, since the times are different." They both looked at you, and you looked between them.

"Might I propose that I stay here and aid in research on Kira? I know quite a bit about him." You said, holding back the urge to fidget.

"Him?" Light and L ask in sync. You wanted to bite your tongue, but you dicided to make it up on the spot.

"Well, I have a theory. There's a few Kiras in the world, one's bound to be male." You proposed the idea of doing research with them again, and Light was the first one to accept. Once he did, you almost choked on air.

He's definitely trying to kill me.

"If Light is fine with it, I guess I am too." L muttered. You smiled at them. In that moment, Matsuda came down the stairs humming and stopped to ask who you were.

"Oh, they're a guest. Here, temporarily, to solve the Kira case." L said.

You nodded and began to set up a workspace. Almost as soon as you started working, you felt your energy draining. It had already been past midnight when you were isakai'd, and over 30 minutes have passed since the interrogation was done. You rubbed your eyes.

"You're tired, yes? You mentioned the times were different and you were trying to sleep before. There are rooms upstairs if you'd like to sleep now." L told you. You smiled at him before spinning around in your chair. Once it made a complete turn-around, you hopped up waving.

"Thanks. I'll be back down in a couple of hours." You said.

"Take as much time as you need." Light said before you headed up the stairs. You looked at the top of the stairs, no cameras. You didn't see any monitors viewing the top of the stairs while you were working, either.

You pulled out your phone to see if you could send and received messages though this world, but you couldn't. Pocketing the phone, you continued to a room.

L. Lawliet

After getting some rest, you began to work again, typing away, looking up census data for the numbers of inmates who died, times of the killings, etc. etc. Anything to make it seem like you were doing diligent work. You noticed L staring at you, likely analyzing to see if he believed you were Kira. He couldn't analyze you though; you and the situation at hand were just too bizarre.

You slowly looked over to him, and smiled, "Can't focus?" He didn't respond. You sighed, still smiling.

"I know. I'm just so charming." You looked over this time to see that he finally snapped out of his thoughts.

"Yes, if you believe so." He said, returning to research. You chuckled a bit. You began to work as well, but noticed that every few seconds L was staring off into space.

"Hey, L. Why not take a quick break. It might help you focus. Just 5 minutes, what do you say?" He turned to you, looking to the various numbers on his screen before turning back to you.

"That may increase my productivity. I guess I will take a break." He said, though he seemed to continue thinking about working while taking a break.

"It's not a break if your thinking about work, L." You said, standing up.

"Here," you said, holding a hand out again, just like when you were first pulled here. He took it with less hesitation this time.

"What do you plan on doing?" He asked. You answered his question with one of your own.

"Do you know how to waltz?" You saw as he shook his head.

"Can't say that I do." You pulled him to a clear area.

"Good, then this'll take your mind off of work." You put his hand on your hip, and his other interlocked with your hand. He seemed to be flustered.

"Now, follow my steps. Like this: 1, 2, 3." You counted a rhythm, and he followed. You broke out into a smile again.

"Your doing great, now were going to shift, so turn on this step and sweep your left leg..." You made sure to move slow so he could follow easily.

"Great job, let's add some of this..." You gently pulled him close to you, then his hand above his head. He paused, almost stiff. Your faces were close, but you didn't let the warmth of your face direct your actions.

"Spin, darlin'." You said a wider smile blooming onto your face. He spins drawing outward, and then you reel him inward as he slows from spinning. You move your hand onto the small of his back.

"Careful." You said in a way that sparked amorous feelings in-between the two of you. You then leaned over, as you dipped him towards the floor.

"See? You weren't worried about work." You said, pulling him up to stand again. He hummed.

"You, l/n, are quite bold." He said, wondering to his desk once more.

"I don't know what you mean by that." You said, pretending to be oblivious, to which L could not determine if you were or not.

Light Yagami

You headed towards the kitchen for a hot drink, and crossed paths with light along the way. In this lighting, he seemed even more handsome.

Calm down, he murders people. Don't be dumb. He sees you as a target as well.

As if sensing your tension, he spoke in a calm tone.

"Hey, f/n. How are you doing with this new work and all?" He smiled. You were trying to determine if this was mindless chit-chat or a scheme to find out more about you.

"Oh, was it too informal to use your first name? My apologies." He said, a hand over his chest, which you know is sort of a signature stance for him.

"Oh, it's quite alright. Infact, I prefer you to use my first name." You really wanted him to use your fake name over your actual last name, it gave you chills.

He looked at you, eyes widened a little, as if he were taken aback, slightly. He hadn't realized that you had another reason for having a preference for your first name, he just presumed you were flirting. You took a small sip of your drink, licking it from your lips afterward.

"Oh." You said, suddenly grabbing his attention. You set your drink on the table and walked towards him. You brought a hand to his face tracing a thumb over his lips, his breath hitched.

"Stay still." You said, focused. You swiped your thumb over his bottom lip again, wiping away the whipped cream from a coffee. He noticed.

You idiot! They were just cleaning your face, don't get the wrong idea.

"There." You huffed out, wiping your hand with a napkin.

"I finally got it. You werent being very still in the beginning." You chuckled. He looked at you, bewildered.

Do they not understand what they just did? Maybe they're trying to psych me out. Or maybe they're just oblivious.

"Well, I've got to go back to work. See ya, Light." You walked away, with Light still unable to grasp the situation.

Misa Misa

It wasn't long before the anime began to progress as it normally would, only you were in the picture now. In this moment, you were face-to-face with Misa.

This is bad. Can she see my name right now? She'll know I'm lying.

But Misa, herself, was conflicted. At first, worried you'd take Light away from her.

"F/n? Well, how about we become friends?" She asked, in a hyper tone. You nodded. Light and L seemed to watch, worried. Light and L were worried that Misa might wisk you away from them.

"Sure." You said, voice wavering as she pulled you down town.

"Come on, let's go out!" She pulled you into multiple shops, making you carry her stuff, choose wich outfit is cuter, and test out makeup. You walked out, sighing heavily.

That's not really my thing, but it was fun.

You heard laughter from two figures in front of you. You looked up to see Light and L laughing at you, not in the rude way, but in the lighthearted chuckle kind of way.

"Misa did that too you?" Light laughed with a clear smile.

"You look tired." L said with a faint chuckle and a wide smile.

You huffed, "Hey! We had fun! didn't we, Misa?"

Misa looked at you, taking in the view. You held stacks of boxes, multiple bags, and makeup was smudged on your arms and faintly on your face--all a result of Misa's shenanigans. She laughed as well.

"We had so much fun!" Misa yelled, hugging you bybthe waist, shouting with joy. You couldn't help but laugh at her chaotic energy. You lost balance and you both fell to the ground, Misa hovering over you.

"S-sorry, Misa." You said so with a stutter.

"It's okay f/n! Let's go home now and relax." Misa stood up, offering her hand. You smiled, taking it.

"Thanks Misa, for being me friend." You said, a pensive smile on your face.

She looked back at you, "Hey. Thanks for being a good friend." She said, returning your smile with a kiss on the cheek. You blushed red.

That's my first kiss.

"Okay, you both done?" Light asked. You could sense a hint of jealousy, but he quickly covered it with a gentle smile.

"Yes, its getting quite dark." L mention, looking at the sun setting below the horizon behind you and Misa.

"Okay, let me check the time" You said, checking your phone. The cool light of the phone screen refracted into your eyes, it felt familiar, and contrasted the sun's warm and golden light behind you. You swallowed, hard.

TW::SLIGHT ANGST!

"Hey, guys..." You called for them. They both looked at you, awaiting further explanation, but before you could answer, you were pulled back into the screen. It niped at you, giving you cold chills. They looked worried, like they'd miss you.

Once you were pulled through the other side, you saw how defeated the three looked without you. You tried to push yourself back through, tapping, pinching, and shaking your phone. Nothing worked, though. Instead, they slowly faded into the background, and their internal monologue returned. They quickly forgot you and continued the anime.

Lingering feelings of unsettled nerves twisted your stomach.

How could cupid be so cruel?

(I hope you don't mind the song lyric at the end, I thought it was fitting).

I can't believe this, guys. 😭