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THATS LITERALLY ME!!! MY NAME IS OAK AND IM GAYYYYY
Hey fun fact you can bite girls and they like it
Intelligence isn't real. Locking in isn't real. Manifesting isn't real. Tryharding isn't real. Nobody has a divine feminine, or a love language, or a humoral temperament. Men aren't real. Women aren't real. The club is a projection. The world is not a hologram. There are no afterlives, sacred frequencies, or psychological archetypes. Your body is a temple but like, one of those Sumerian ones that was mainly for storing grain. Epicurus was right. Get it twisted and always be twisting it.
Intelligence isn't real. Locking in isn't real. Manifesting isn't real. Tryharding isn't real. Nobody has a divine feminine, or a love language, or a humoral temperament. Men aren't real. Women aren't real. The club is a projection. The world is not a hologram. There are no afterlives, sacred frequencies, or psychological archetypes. Your body is a temple but like, one of those Sumerian ones that was mainly for storing grain. Epicurus was right. Get it twisted and always be twisting it.
thanks spotify for the christopher walken jumpscare
one more year
Only one year left, boys
beatbox make little gollum noises make little gollum noises while beatboxing
rereading 17776 and thinking about adapting into into a play and how it would FUCK
Nautilus
time to make a mass edit post slowly but surely. first my favourite and most recent
EDIT DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY HES DUMB. ONE VIDEO PER POST EVER I GUESS
What happened to Nine, Ten and Hubble??
Juice!!! I don't know if this is acceptable to ask, but what do you remember about nine, ten, and hubble? Do you remember just them?
.ohhhhhh boy do I have a little something for you.... first off! this is perfectly acceptable to ask, I love talking i will talk forever if you let me, second, please ask me about things you want to know about. i love filling people with information.
Nine, nine nine nine... boy oh boy. I remember Nine incredibly fondly.. so so fondly. they were never shy to ask questions or talk your ear off about anything that interested them. Nine picked this up from me i fear, afterall in my source what they were woken up to was me rambling about the similarities between football and the meaning of life itself, which, now looking back on it im pretty sure i was going insane, but thats fine we all have our moments up there. Nine was very loving and super duper willing to listen to anything youd want to yap about. Nine had an admiration for the savannah and liked to watch nature documentaries when they were bored. I do remember them freaking out about poaching/illegal hunting back in the day when it still happened when animals werent as protected as they were in the present (my present, in source). Nine was also fascinated about their sister, sometimes thinking about who was actually older and asking me what i thought, i think they came to the conclusion that ten was the older sister due to being more mature(??) i forgot the exact wording they used,. Nine was mentally about 13 when they first woke up, ten being mentally middle aged(?) actually. i dont know. she's mom friend to me.
Ten, i really liked hanging out with her, she was super comforting to me, dispite waking up a few hundered years after me, me and hubble tried our best to like, introduce her to the terrible life of living among the stars and being conceptually trapped forever, but she took it well and also like, stepped up. she was super responsible and always took the lead (when i wasnt fucking off LOL). She learned to open up and take down her walls, i liked the times she got careless and free and open, it gave me closure, made me feel? real almost. I dont know how to describe it but she was super important to me. thanks Ten for being number one. Hubble, uhhmmmm not much to say about Hubble, quiet, kept to himself often, shared pictures that were in UNGODLY large data files that made you nauseous when you opened them too fast, then youre BLASTED with like over 300 pictures of the same place on like, earth or something, got one(data pack full) of pluto and apparently it was so interesting that there were over 5000 pictures alone of the same fucking crater they thought was "geologically groundbreaking" whatever the hell that means. I remembered Hubble linking me random human articles that made no sense, of course i loved them but one of them was so incomprehensible that i had to spend a few days deciphering what the author COULD HAVE meant, i dont think i ever broke their heinous code of words but its fine im not too worried about it (i AM so worried about it. no one can replicate A SINGLE fucking word that was in that article.). Love my-in-source-hubble, thank you for being that autistic man that knows everything ever and if youre like "hey hubble whats (something he doesnt know)" and he gets anxious and starts researching like crazy then comes back after a few like weeks and goes "so, your question from last week, i did a little research and actually, did you know that-" and starts talking. i love my selective mutism boyfriend so much. someone get this guy a dictionary and an inhaler
Since some classes at my school don't let us use computers after exams I've started preparing for next round
Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.
and if yes pls respond/put in the tags with what you’re reading and whether or not you like it i need new books for the new year <3
Tintin and Snowy at Christmas.
It's like a good hike. Getting to the end is just as nice as all the little things in between.
I finally finished 17776 Football and...... Damn. It WAS worth it. I don't really know what I'm feeling now . . . Hopeful, perhaps ?
big ol ham puck
don't. don't do this
The price of freedom
Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?
If you want a way to help out people in your area that has little-to-no interaction with said people, I have three options for you.
While real libraries are vitally important, they are not always in an available distance to communities. That’s where the tiny libraries come in: they put books directly into communities.
They work on the honor code, so there is no fear of fees, and people can add new books if they wish.
They can come in many forms, such as:
Taking over an unused space, such as a phone box
Having a weather-proof box built and placed in a park or in your front yard.
Having a bookshelf/bookcase placed in an indoor space: such as an apartment lobby, a rec center, or a community center.
Essentially, all you need is something that will safely hold the books (I have even seen altered fridges and microwaves), and books. Some of these lend more than books, too. For example, some have movies, video games, or craft supplies.
If you want to be extra fancy, you can buy stamps online with the address of your tiny library to mark the books and items donated, or you can just let things be.
If you live in an apartment, you may be able to get permission to put one of these in the lobby. Otherwise, you could talk to officials about putting one in a park.
Just like tiny libraries, these are showing up in my neighborhood too.
Accidentally bought a soup you don’t like? With a tiny pantry in your community, you can make it available to people who do like it, as well as people who you might not realize are in need.
All it takes is a weather-proof box for non-perishable items, but some people who have these on their own properties even add a (properly protected) fridge. Either way, this addition can make a huge difference to communities.
One suggestion I have is to not get angry if you find one empty(I have seen posts ranting about this online). Instead, assume someone really needed the items, and add more.
If you live in an apartment, you may be able to get permission to put one of these in the lobby.
Not only are tools expensive, but not everyone has the space for them. On the flip side, some people suddenly have tools that they don’t know what to do with (such as when a loved one passes away). With a tool library, people can donate those tools for the community to use.
It is not all construction tools, either. It could be crafting tools (example: jewelry making tools) so you can try out a new hobby without having to purchase and store everything, or even an appliance you don't need all the time (example: a carpet cleaner).
Here are some different setups I have seen:
Actual Libraries: Some community libraries have started lending tools the same way they do for books. You can suggest this to your own local library.
Apartment Hall Closets: Some people can convince their apartments to let them take over an unused space.
Community Sheds: Some small villages have a community shed run on the honor code
Tool "Library" Shops: in some places, tool "libraries" are popping up that have actual staff, but are not connected to book libraries. For some of these, you rent the items with money, instead of lending them for free once you have a library card. For that reason, I personally think of these as rental shops, rather than libraries.
Affordable Care Act (Deluxe Paint IV, 2024)
alma mater society? I-hardly-know-'er-society!
To add to the whole Mike's hard lemonade with cucumber lime gatorade (that's such a strange gatorade flavour by the way, who buys it?) saga, Canadian Nestea and Sprite literally tastes like nothing.
It's vaguely carbonated, and the nestea comes in every now and then but it's so faint it's what I imagine seeing the light in a near-death experience feels like. It's not so much of an indescribable taste, but the absence of one.
It is a drink going down my throat, but it's unrecognizable. It's just cold and unmistakably nice, but still mysterious
It's everything I could've wanted from a drink: a liquid that is cold, carbonated and bright.
I like my characters franco-belgian with the strangest haircut you've ever seen.