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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

you should never have opened me. you will never finish eating me in time. im goinh to go stale within the week because of your hubris

∞

insane clingy sub 🤝 insane possessive dom

Oh to feel him rubbing his hands against my thighs, teasingly getting closer and closer, making me whimper and writhe beneath him. He simply chuckles and goes even slower, making me whine and thrust my hips up against his hands.

"Patience, sweetheart.." He says, make me nod.

Talking back just to end up pressed against the wall with a hand around my neck and a thigh between my legs. Starting him down only divert my attention as he pushes his thigh against me. "Grind, whore." Doing as he says, knowing I'm already going to be punished for mounting off.

source: 72669

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

saying, “make me”, in hopes that you’ll grip my throat and whisper in my ear all the ways you’ll punish me later

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

sleeping gf 🤝 caring bf waking her up with his cock rubbing against her clit

i’ve fallen in love with every rose i’ve ever seen

Addams Family Values Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (1993)

these guys look like theyre fighting over how to make a soup

"hey can i put this in"

"NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'LL RUIN IT"

I'm easily manipulated by hairy chests

Reasons I like subtitles:

1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.

2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.

3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.

4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.

5. I can see who says what.

6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.

I freaking love subtitles.

They say they want you, but have they bled for you?

woman committed suicide by shooting herself in the heart 4 times

cant talk rn i'm busy being a danger to myself

Take a quiet walk with Mother nature . it will nurture your mind, body, and soul. 🌲🌿