Olivervander-blog - Mattock

To be fair, I need runway lights between a woman’s legs to understand she might be interested in me.

My first text post that will be forgotten in ten minutes: let’s teach everyone to openly and honestly discuss sec with their partners/ what they like, what’s off limits, how they like things done etc. Would make for happier relationships, give sex a more positive image and reduce the demonising of kinks. Plus, speaking selfishly here, give men an idea of what to do and where the clitoris is. Took me a while to find the damn thing.

I remember the first Pokémon games

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Both Radiohead and Coldplay suck. Music needs to have power, and a point.