Latest Posts by olivervander-blog - Page 2
Someone’s had the debate about whether an animagus has sex with the animal they currently are, and whether that’s a crime, right?
Because the world needs a combination of sex toys and one of the best sitcoms of all time
“Mate”
I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?
Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.
Just a thought.
A classic. Second series of Dexter = best series of Dexter
This is the most accurate prediction of our future. Discuss.
To be fair, I need runway lights between a woman’s legs to understand she might be interested in me.
Tom Ellis is a man crush of mine
My first text post that will be forgotten in ten minutes: let’s teach everyone to openly and honestly discuss sec with their partners/ what they like, what’s off limits, how they like things done etc. Would make for happier relationships, give sex a more positive image and reduce the demonising of kinks. Plus, speaking selfishly here, give men an idea of what to do and where the clitoris is. Took me a while to find the damn thing.
This needs to be taught. Or at least reblogged by everyone
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
omg I want one 🪨👀
When I’m tired, I laugh at anything
Guess the awesome batshit crazy Oscar/BAFTA nominated movie
omg I want one 🪨👀
