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You: May the force be with you.

Me, an intellectual: The force is with me, and I am one with the force.

me, a dead body, you mean?

me: babe u look like an angel :)

her:

shape of water!au

see no difference

No Jedi in Jedha...

Chirrut: *continuously chanting "I'm one with the Force and the Force is with me" to the point of headache-inducing annoyance*

Cassian: Is he a Jedi?

Baze: There are no Jedi here. Only this staff-wielding man in a robe who won't shut up about the Force and credits literally all the impossible things he does to how he's strong with the Force.

Cassian: That's too bad. It would have been cool to meet a Jedi.

Baze: .....Do you not understand sarcasm?

again.

i don’t know

Pop-culture!Kirk: a manly man, so macho

Canon!Kirk: a soft nerd who likes books and flowers (and Spock)

Pop-Culture!Kirk: a playboy who fucks all the alien chicks

Canon!Kirk: was in good terms with (almost) all of his exes, respected women, was a romantic and only had a genuine interest in a woman a few times during the mission

Pop-Culture!Kirk: a bit dumb and only uses his fists to solve problems

Canon!Kirk: a diplomat, a tactician, great at speeches, very smart, a bookworm