I Keep Checking News Sites And Hopin For Plans From My School To Reopen Or At Least Recognition That

I keep checking news sites and hopin For plans from my school to reopen Or at least recognition That to pay full tuition Is a plan we should just put a "nope" in  - Mod B

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There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans  - Mod M


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I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E


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We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation!  - Mods E, M, and B


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“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M


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I just wrote a couplet but knew not The number of syllables you caught: They equalled fourteen And, as such, set the scene For your glorious entrance — haiku-bot!  - Mod B


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My friends I'm afraid will resent memes If all I ever do is hoard sent memes So onward they go L. O. L. and hi-ho! Please reblog this post with your good friends' memes!  - Mod E


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The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff  - Mod M


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Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately  - Mod B


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The man named Gaston loved to eat Breaking fast, he would have Mini Wheats But an empty container Made him a complainer Who’d throw it away and yell “Yeet!”  - Mod M


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On “The Owl House“, my fave is Amity Her emotional range runs the gamut-y And we all know her crush Upon Luz makes her blush If they’re not end game, that’s a calamity  - Mod M


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