Two Dactyls, Then End With A Trochee Same Rhythm That Rhymes Against /əʊki/ Then Two Other Rhymes In

I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman  - Mod E

In looking for rhyme inspirations, I turned to quadratic equations. But there's more than quadratics In recreational mathematics -- You get rhymes like "concatenations"!  - Mod B

I would guess that to you it’s a staple But to me, this invention’s a fable Since it’s three decades old (Or so I am told) My microwave lacks a turntable  - Mod M

Reblogging as night turns to day, We beg and we hope and we pray For New XKit to giveth Before @staff taketh The few working features away  - Mod M

I think, in the interest of fairness, Since the cis overestimate rareness Of nonbinary folks (Though we aren’t a hoax) We should all try to help raise awareness  - Mod M

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who's stressed There's mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

Which company would be preferred best For all of this website's absurdness? Change on the horizon? Pfft, nah, that's Verizon And gone before we're off to WordPress  - Mod B

@staff

Would be nice if I could be class-browsing But admin can't seem to stop drowsing If everything could Be like they said it would By now I'd have meal plans and housing : (  - Mod B

The man named Gaston loved to eat Breaking fast, he would have Mini Wheats But an empty container Made him a complainer Who’d throw it away and yell “Yeet!”  - Mod M

The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff  - Mod M