He’s Always On Guard Patrol Duty He’s Lots Of Things But Never Snooty He’s Ever So Good And Just

I used to have dreams where I’d frolic Through landscapes in space hyperbolic But I couldn’t reshape it To let me escape it I wonder if it was symbolic  - Mod M

Mod M said "This game is the best!" So I thought I would give it a test And now I am sighing Because I keep dying This beautiful game's called Celeste  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

Four followers of an old tenet Want to coup me and think that they’ll win it The truth’s my political Power’s now critical So I tell them that “I am the senate”  - Mod M

You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B

The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me  - Mod M

The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will  - Mod M

“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M

Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately  - Mod B

I would guess that to you it’s a staple But to me, this invention’s a fable Since it’s three decades old (Or so I am told) My microwave lacks a turntable  - Mod M

Verizon bought this, as they well might You’d think they would know how to sell, right? But they bought for a billion And sold for three million A non-fully-functioning hellsite  - Mods E, M, B