Latest Posts by peanut-and-butter - Page 3
“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
you catch me smiling and giggling at my phone looking embarrassed and when you get a glimpse of my screen you see Elon Musk in what appears to be a SAW-like trap he must sacrifice something to escape ! ❤️💕💋
BREAKING NEWS; MASC KING SNUGGLED UP ALL NICE IN BED
Little late, but happy birthday to The Owl Lady herself!!!
“There is no special love exclusively reserved for romantic partners. Genuine love is the foundation of our engagement with ourselves, with family, with friends, with partners, with everyone we choose to love.”
— bell hooks, from All About Love: New Visions (via dearestvita)
💖 boyfriend jacket 💖
yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like
how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band
she doesn’t approve of cupcakes before sisters
some sketches of them <33
12 Days of SK8mas (prompts from twitter) Day 1: Ice skating
had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times
fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from
you know what, they weren’t lying when they said doing a bit of gardening is good for your brain. I just spent the last half hour sitting in the dirt with my roommate planting marigolds and parsley and it’s like someone dusted out the inside of my head.
i really just come on tumblr to say some dumb shit and then leave…….i love my little void here it’s like a familiar, damp cave and i’ve been writing on the walls for seven years sometimes in my own blood
Don’t say that in front of all my 1 (one) internet friends. They’ll think I have feelings or something.
Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts
I hate working an actual big boy job I just want it be someone’s pretty boy wife
I love being slutty baby I’m here from 11am to whenever I drunkenly pass out on the side of the road
I love when trans people are slutty let's do more of that
Fuck off you gremlin
Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts
Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts
I now identify as a collectors item, please take care of me and put me in a small air tight box so the lead paint on my skin doesn’t kill you but you can still look at me and be proud of me for existing.
whats your alignment on my music alignment chart
girl help my capybara is running away
