Unironically I Hope They Use Poker Face Again For The Lotus Casino Scene In The TV Show

"All I want," I said, choking back my tears, "is to see my loving stepfather again. Every time I saw him on TV, calling me a delinquent punk, I knew ... somehow ... we would be okay. And I know he'll want to reward each and every person in this beautiful city of Los Angeles with a free major appliance from his store. Here's the phone number."

- The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

I actually want this scene word for word in the show no like you do not understand I need it so badly

Can we as the Percy Jackson fandom continue high jacking posts???? Please???? Make it a thing again????

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

bro 1:57 bourgeoisieses scratches my brain i cant get over how satisfying that voice crack thing is 😩😩😩

I'm sorry I did something weird if it makes you feel better I torment myself and consider suicide about it every day

Haymitch was a treat to witness in Sotr

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"