Whatever Go My Ferrymech

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Gabriel visits the House of Leaves

You should wear headphones to avoid trying to explain this to someone.

Transcript:

*Whistling* Ah, such a lovely day here in Hell.

Why, I don't think anything could break my stride or slow me down!

*Source engine ragdoll sounds begin*

GOD DAMMIT.

*SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds end*

Oh, at least I didn't fall down the second set of st- AGH-

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

*Ragdoll sounds stop followed by whimpering in pain*

Is that another set of stairs?

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING and cats meowing*

No, the cats are eating me alive now too!

I think that should be it...

*CAR CRASH*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

God... How many sets of stairs was that? Was that four?

Why did- why did a car push me down the next set?

*METAL PIPE DROPS*

*Ragdoll sounds begin again followed by SCREAMING AND YELLING*

FUCKING MACHINE. SHIT. FUCK.

You know I didn't think five sets of stairs- *cats meowing* NO, KITTIES. AGH- *Yelling and ragdoll sounds continue*

*A complete mess of sounds consisting yelling of pipe drops, ragdoll sounds, cars crashing, and V1 saying "YAAAYYY"*

Six sets of stairs to lay my spine to waste, but I survived! NOOO-

*The mess of sound continues*

All seven layers traversed...

*FunnyWes' Raiden impression* "What are you trying to say?"

*METAL PIPE DROP RETURNS*

OH. AAAGHH THERE'S MORE. FUCK. GAAHHHHGG-

Transcript:

*Yelling in pain followed by many pipe drops*

FUCK. WHY DO I LIVE IN SUCH A TALL HOUSE?!

HELP.

*Yelling continues*

Oh, thank God! I'm on the little-

I'm safely- I'm safely on the little platform.

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling*

Okay, I've made it to the next little platform before the final set of stairs-

*PIPE DROP RETURNS followed by yelling and meowing*

I'm at the bottom of the stairs now.

So now as long as the whole house doesn't- *YELLING, V1 going "YAYYY", and car crashes*

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

I'll never NOT feel like a bit of a prick when I write out my actual human name. And I get quite a lot of enjoyment out of that.

(I have yet to encounter a room where I can say "Cadmus V. Roselove Creely" without getting at least one eye roll. I hope it stays that way.)

Between my full name and the clothing I wear, it is NOT DIFFICULT to get people to assume that I'm 'well off,' as opposed to a skilled little charlatan (actor) with above average perception and unwavering false confidence.

I think that's fun.

doubt I’ll ever end up finishing this, but this is as far as I got

All fun and games till PeePaw wanders the halls.

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT HAHAHA

dream on, dream on, good night!

For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!

Update on the one Gabriel sketch!! Wifey 🥰🥰