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and then they kiss

A list of unproblematic youtubers to watch now instead of Shane/Jeffree (that no one asked for...)

Strange Æons: she makes really cool tumblr deep dives. She also roasted onion boy’s books and girl defined’s book

Cavetown: not only does he make amazing music, he also makes really fun and really chill videos. He makes a lot of Q&As and art content if anybody is interested

Sam Collins: he makes videos calling out transphobia/ homophobia in a humorous way. He also made a few videos about top surgery and being transgender in general.

Karolina Zebrowska: makes really fun content about vintage fashion. She makes informative videos and more humorous ones once in a while. She made a video or two about her experiences with corsets and a few tips for people who want to try

Sarah Z: She makes really interesting video essays about pop culture. She also inspired a very small onceler fandom renaissance....

Ace polyam people exist remember that

It’s an amazing movie but I don’t wanna spoil if you wanna watch it

sanders sides reminds me of the truman show for some reason

This really isn’t said enough!! Boys, you guys are amazing!!

to all the boys on tumblr:

you are not born a sexist/misogynist

you are not born a rapist

you are not born an abuser

you can change, learn, grow

you deserve as much body positivity as girls do. your body image issues and the eating disorders you may have are real and are valid

if you’re trans, you are in no way a misogynist for being who you are

if you’re trans, you are not worse than trans women, you are equal

you can be abused, by women too

it’s okay to cry, you aren’t weak for that

do not let this stupid site tell you that you’re worthless scum

you’re cute

you deserve support

i’m here for ya

I-

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

YESSSS

what do you mean they weren’t in the last episode

Just heard that RemRom ships were a thing.

I’m terrified.

"my child is completely fine"

your child's comfort white males:

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.