The 2 Ds In ADHD Stand For Deranged And Delicious

@smolbean-pma don't know if we're friends but I do know you're very talented! ❤

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

Im crying, my kid would hate me....Alerjo😂😂

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

I AM  S C R E A M I N G

Make your big bad a grouping of liches/demons based on the seven sins.

Pride: The best magic user. There is NO ONE better than them. No one will EVER be better than them.

Envy: A man turned lich out of fear after his elven wife left him so she wouldn’t watch him die. He terrorizes all her lovers.

Gluttony: Consumed by their constant hunger from their former life they now devour the souls of lost and weary travelers and children.

Sloth: once a lazy king who ruled a great floating kingdom, he turned lich after he refused to put out the effort to stop a sorceress from destroying everything. She cursed him to a life of being bound by his soul to the very throne he would sink with. He saps life from the ocean without even lifting a finger.

Lust: A lich who lusts after bodies. They are constantly jumping from body to body. Trying to sate their lust for the next best looking body.

Greed: A lich who collects parts. He collects as many parts as he can to build horrible monsters in his lab. He will stop at nothing to get the best parts.

Wrath: A former man who died in his prime. Death turned him hateful and twisted. He believes that life is pointless and that death will always win out. He wishes greatly to see the flame of life sniffed out entirely.

(Disclaimer: these versions are just my ideas feel free to modify them and come up with your own!)

Black Market

Have an active black market that offers magic items where they are normally not allowed, or a a cheaper cost, however when players purchase items through the black market they risk attracting buying mimicks instead of the real item. 

Finally got around to finishing these!

Calming kitty 💙

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.