Then You Never Really Knew Me At All

My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes!

 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don’t have to break a single rule to do it!

 I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power!

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

@smolbean-pma don't know if we're friends but I do know you're very talented! ❤

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

my brain when i’m starting to hyperfixate on something:

Look what I found!

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

“What is your darkest secret?”

“My Tumblr search history”

since people are asking, here’s a list of places you can donate to help the australian bushfires. donating literally $1 means you have done more than our prime minister. (* = can donate internationally; for the other ones you might have to google it) 

cfa (VIC firefighters) 

rfs (NSW firefighters)*

rfbaq (QLD firefighters) 

cfs (SA firefighters) 

red cross*

WWF NSW bushfire crisis*

WWF koala crisis* (both WWF links are in aud so use a currency converter if you’re outside aus)

RSPCA NSW 

here is a list from the abc (but maybe don’t donate to the salvos or vinnies bc they suck) (x)

WIRES (x)

port macquarrie koala hospital* (if that link doesn’t work there’s a gofundme* / you can buy something here)

gippsland emergency relief fund 

bendigo bank bushfire disaster appeal (partnered with the salvos though)

mallacoota fires support fund gofundme*

cudgewa gofundme*

you can find emergency accommodation or can offer your house on the NSW / VIC airbnb website

i’ll keep it updated as i find more