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There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

Fellowship Shenanigans Pt 1.

Happy Birthday

Merry, to Pippin: Well you’re the youngest one here so behave!

Pippin: Fine…

Boromir, to Pippin, of Merry: Is he much your senior?

Pippin, grumpy: Eight years.

Boromir: huh.

Merry: Pippin here isn’t even of age. It’s a wonder they let you come at all!

Boromir, to Pippin: Wait what!? How old are you?

Pippin: 29 next birthday.

Boromir: 29?! Why, half our army is of such an age!

Merry, Pippin: WHAT??

Sam: Quiet down you three.

Frodo: What’s going on?

Merry, pointing at Boromir: His people send children into battle!

Boromir: They’re hardly children! At 29 a man is well and truly his own.

Sam: That’s barbaric!

Frodo: They come of age at 29 in your city?

Boromir: Goodness no! A man comes of age at 16, he-

All the Hobbits: WHAT!?!

Everyone starts talking at once.

Aragorn: What on earth is going on here??

Sam: begging your pardon, Strider sir, only Boromir here says his people send their children off to battle at 16!

Boromir: As is standard practice in the world of men!

Aragorn, to the Hobbits: My friends, not all races age alike, at 16 a Man is as mature as a Hobbit is at 33. There is nothing barbaric about it.

Boromir: You come of age at 33?

Merry: Of course we do!

Boromir: So how old are the rest of you?

Merry: I am 37, Sam is 39, and Frodo is 51.

Frodo: As was Bilbo when he set out on his journey.

Boromir: You’re older than ME???

Pippin, to Boromir: How old are you?

Boromir: Forty one.

Merry: Oh, I supposed you were a great deal older, as you're so tall.

Pippin: Does that make Frodo the oldest of us?

Aragorn: Not at all, master Peregrine, think you are forgetting we have an elf in our company.

Pippin: Oh yeah! Mr Legolas!

Gimli, to Pippin, about Legolas: Don’t encourage him.

Legolas: What?

Pippin: How old are you?

Boromir: The halflings have made a game of figuring out the ages of the company.

Legolas: I am 8945.

Hobbits: Wow…

Aragorn: Absolutely not. *to the Hobbits* He’s messing with you. Not even Elrond is 8945. Legolas…

Legolas: 7598.

Aragorn: Younger than that.

Legolas: 290.

Aragorn: Older than that.

Legolas: 78.

Aragorn: And you definitely aren’t younger than me.

Boromir: What-?

Legolas: 2749

Aragorn: Now that sounds about right.

Pippin: How old is Gandalf?

Gimli, joining the fun: Beats me.

Aragorn: If we get into that we’ll be here all night.

Legolas: *opens his mouth as if to say something*

Gimli, to Legolas: I swear, if you start singing again--

Boromir, to Aragorn: How old did you say you were???

Pippin: Gandalf!!!

Merry: How old are you, Gimli?

Gimli: 140.

Pippin: Woah.

Gimli: And as for Gandalf, my father’s father knew Gandalf, and his father before him.

Merry and Pippin: Woah.

Legolas snorts.

Legolas: My father’s father knew Gandalf, and his father before him.

Merry and Pippin: Woah.

Gimli, of Legolas, under his breath: Bloody show off.

Boromir, to Aragorn: I’m sorry, I think I misheard-

Merry: So we have 29, 37, 38, 41, 51, 140, two thousand and…?

Legolas: 2532.

Aragorn: Legolas for the love of-

Merry: What about you, Strider?

Aragorn: I am 81 as of now. But you lot are giving me grey hairs. Pippin, put that down.

Boromir, to Aragorn: Ok now you’re messing with us.

Everyone looks at him like he’s talking nonsense. Including Pippin, who is still holding the sword.

Boromir, to Aragorn: You can’t be eighty!

Pippin: Why can’t he?

Boromir: At eighty a man looks more akin to Gandalf than your friend.

Aragorn: The race of Numenor commands a longer lifespan than that of Men today. Pippin!

Boromir: Oh.

Pippin: Fine. *stops poking the fire with sword*

Merry: Awesome.

Frodo to Aragorn: That explains a lot.

Pippin: GANDALF ARE YOU EIGHTY!?

Aragorn: Pippin for crying out loud-

Gandalf: Oh no, Master Took, I may be old, but I’m not ancient.

Pippin: wait so-

Aragorn to Pippin, of Gandalf: He’s messing with you.

Pippin: So how old is he?

Aragorn: *shrugs* It depends on where you start counting.

Frodo: When a person is born?

Legolas starts laughing, he takes a breath as if to start singing-

Gimli: La-di-dah! La-di-la-di-da!

Legolas glares at him.

Aragorn: Can you two not be at each other's throats for five minutes? Gandalf-

Gandalf: Don’t look at me! I’ve had more than my share of wrangling Dwarfs and Elves.

Pippin: Are you a billion years old, Gandalf?

Boromir: Just when you think that nothing would surprise you…

Merry: It would be cool to be an Elf.

Literally Everyone else, including Legolas: You do NOT want to be an Elf.

Merry: Why not?

There is a pause, no one knows where to start, and they all have VASTLY different reasons for their verdict.

Aragorn: If we get into that, Master Meriadoc, we'll be here not only all night, but for the better part of a year.

I thought i'd start sharing some of my best drawings on here. If you want to see more, look at my instagram account: cindy.creations

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

Reblog if you think asexuality is a real thing that actually exists.

I'm trying to prove something.

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister