Latest Posts by rantsoftheburitsu - Page 3

Where this deliciousness?!  >:3

Don't forget about your hand too dude! :3

Thanks to Ms. Soullesshusk, her post of Andrew Loomis's quote and his "Figure Drawing For All's Worth" Book pic she posted on Tumblr, I bought this big baby from Amazon and now it's here, with me! Maybe with this book, I'll be able to draw smexy pics of drell as good at Soulless :3

Or maybe it's will be a good male reference book . . . either or is fine by me!

Everyone who reblogs or likes this by 12.12. i'll draw them a picture of what i think of when i see your blog title.

Of course i am a total perv >:3

Reblog if you're okay with NSFW.

>:3 Oh sweet babies!

>:3

shrios smut beneath the undercut

warning: lip biting

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"Okay, so here's why girls don't get flattered when guys comment on their bodies."

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I like this!

Ah Poo!!

Can't look at my Tumblr dashboard anymore cause Omega DLC screenshots and spoilers rants are on it. Crap. Oh well . . . just need to wait til new 2nd job to be starts giving me more cash so I can buy it :3

Yup . . .

Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories for your character in your head that never get written or rped

This makes me smile :3

Agreed! >:3

I am so hopelessly fascinated with the thought of WATCHING Thane, ass naked, having sex.  With basically anyone.  Like.

His mother fucking scaly body.

Okay I just said that out loud on the internet so there it is

I’ll just pretend like I never posted this

…maybe I can write things now.

Cuddle with Meeeeeeee! X3

Why does everyone but my FShep have carnage?! Fucking shit! >:(

ME3: Omega screen caps for Nyreen and Aria’s power trees.

Oh yeah? Check this out! There is a old anime version based on the original but, at the end when TLM is about to literally jump ship, the Prince finds her. He screams for her to stop but she jumps ship. While she dies, the Prince finds out that she is in fact the woman of his dreams, one who saved him (cause earlier, he said he would only marry the one who saved him). Man the look on his face when he realized that . . . then I can't remember the rest cause at that part I keep crying lol

In my most recent bout of insomnia, I read the ORIGINAL Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid. I have not read it since I was a little girl. To summarize: badass mermaid cuts off tongue to be betrayed and still saves his sorry ass. 

Here is the story in a nutshell:

Mermaids pierce their tails with shells according to social status. They throw awesome parties, and they come of age at fifteen. TLM is allowed to surface on her fifteenth birthday, with the blessing of her father and sassy grandmother.

She sees a party ship, thinks the prince is a dish, and watches the ship sink. She saves his life and drags him to shore, where his unconscious ass gets rescued. 

TLM goes emo for a while, madly and mournfully in love. She lets her sea-garden die, and stalks the beach where she saved him in case he returns. Seasons go by. With her sister’s help she finds where he lives, and stalks him at his palace. 

Then she goes to the sorceress, where she gets her TONGUE CUT OFF in payment. She is given a potion that will give her legs, but it hurts like a chainsaw cutting her torso to feet. Oh, and every time she takes a step it feels like she’s walking on knives. Awesome. 

And then the prince leads her on. He lets TLM follow him around, kisses her, and tells her she will never be the woman of his dreams. Still, just to be close to him, the broken hearted little mermaid lives as happily beside him as she can, until he marries another woman. TLM holds the train of the other woman’s wedding dress as her handsome prince weds someone else. Then she dances at the wedding until her feet bleed, knowing she will die the next day. You see, the sorceress warned her that if the prince wed someone else, TLM would die and become foam on the sea.

Her last chance to save her own life is to stab the prince while he sleeps. Instead, she kisses the sleeping bride good bye, wishes him a final farewell, and falls into the ocean.

Happy ending? Kind of. She gets to spend the next 300 years in purgatory as an air-spirit trying to win an immortal soul by doing good deeds. But she now has the hope of earning an immortal soul, which mermaids cannot have on their own.

Clearly Disney took a few creative liberties. “Ariel” is not what Mr. Andersen had in mind. His story is one of self-sacrifice and solitude- the ultimate unrequited love.

Will someone please make this version a movie now?

Holy Snicker Doddles!

I just found a pic on Thane Krios and how big his pupils really are and I almost had a heart attack. Creepy! . . . But don't worry Krios-poo I still love you!! :3

http://masseffect3.ru/img/2011/02/Thane-Krios-Blur-1.jpg

30 Character Challenge

Hey Peeps!

Since I couldn't do the 24 Hour comic today, I am going to participate in the 30 Character Challenge this year. Here is the link

www.30characters.com

It's starts on the 1st

Wish me luck! :3

:3

Playing Mutliplayer with my one of my fav Drell artist, her girl and their friend  . . . but I suck at Mutliplayer so . . . yeah embarrassing . . .

Waiting . . .

Finally downloading the Extended Cut ending for ME3. Man, this this is taking forever . . . 30 mins and it's only at 25%?!

Wait a Minute . . .

So I was looking at the Mass Effect Timeline on the wiki so Thane and Shep were together for only a year? D: hmmm I guess that makes sense . . . but still . . .

Here's the link :3

http://www.etsy.com/listing/112246001/blaster-30-black?image_id=320600346

Babies! Precious babies X3

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

Me: Shit! Someone just turned and looked at me weird

Yup but I still have a lot to learn . . .

Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

Wanna see how many there are.

Man . . .

Damn it!

I need to stop looking at soullesshusk's beautiful art and draw Human+Drell Porn!!! Grrrrr!!!

Give Me!!!! Wait a min . . . these cost like a grand and something at the most and $400 at the least . . . never mind . . .

http://www.nicholask.com/store/index.php?dispatch=categories.view&category_id=167

10 Tips to Surviving in a Horror Movie.

1: Never split up

2: Don't go in the basement or attic

3: Keep doors and windows closed

4: Make sure phone battery is full

5: No sleeping

6: Don't get drunk

7: Do not have sex

8: Never run upstairs

9: Don't fall when running

10: When the killer is killing your friend don't stand up and scream. Run!

Bonus tip: Try not to be black even if you are

Bonus tip #2: If you are black, find another black person so hopefully they will die and you can live

X3 This week is Thane Christmas :3

Thane Smut Week

Here’s my first contribution to Thane smut week, I hope you like it!

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Thane you poor creature >:3

I was thinking the target’s in the midst of sexytimes when Thane finds him / her / them (your choice). And from there out play things however you want. :)

Oh man here you go, fresh and unedited.  Forgive me, I got so many great prompts that I’m trying to just pump them out while the inspiration is fresh.

Thane’s point of view.

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Girl, you are too good with this stuff :3

Anon request

They’re all dressed up at some party or another. They slip away to an empty room and end up having sex against the wall of windows that overlooks whatever gorgeous scenery you can think of (because I love your descriptions). And maybe some vaulted ceilings (I’m a sucker for beautiful interior design) and some expensive wine being spilled on each other. Not the most original but I want it for some reason. Especially with your skills of description.

I gave it my best shot (I actually might make this longer and maybe make a short fic out of it, I really enjoyed writing it) ((I’m sorry if it’s bad)).

NSFW under the cut.

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