Can You Tell I Love Him?

well Jasper from Steven Universe does sound like an angry garbage disposal.

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

Em—dash is so —fucking— sexy— put —her— in a paragraph —8— times

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

Why are there alt right people on Tumblr??? Hello?? Are you lost, perchance?

big bear tiddies

The New Republic

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

I don't feel like drawing(also I can't draw people well) but I had an idea for a DunMeshi x Mouthwashing AU. Essentially the Tulpar crew are now the Tulpar party, a gold stripping team that's been exploring the dungeon together ever since it was discovered. Except Daisuke, who joined the party right before their current expedition. Unfortunately nobody in the party could refuse the addition of this young teenager because, well, Daisuke is the grandson of the Island Lord.

Here are the character swaps! Note, this is very loose because obviously their personalities don't match at all. I just mean mostly in terms of how they serve the party and the plot.

Jimmy - Laios("leader" of the party who forces the rest to go to extremes)

Anya - Marcille(the "incompetent" magic user who still can work miracles. In this AU she's a half-elf)

Swansea - Chilchuck(the grumpy old picklock. In this AU he's a gnome. I wanted to make him an orc, but it doesn't fit with the lore of the manga.)

Daisuke - Izutsumi(the inexperienced teenager. As much as I wanted to make him a kobold, it doesn't fit with him being the Island Lord's grandson)

Curly - Falin(the heart of the party and a magic user who saves everyone from certain death before being eaten by a dragon.)

Note: the party does not have a Senshi, making the fact that Jimmy is forcing them to eat only monsters all the more dangerous. This AU would go up to the point where Anya uses black magic to revive Curly. But the spell goes haywire and he ends up looking how he does for the majority of the game. At this point, Jimmy and Anya are the only two party members left.

So when the Mad Mage shows up, Anya is slain while Jimmy flees. Nobody is coming to save Jimmy. The walls keep shifting, teasing him with the chance at escape. But he must fix this. He must at least save Curly if he can't save anyone else.

Jimmy starves to death.

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Any name suggestions for this little guy? (The green one)